Later that night at dinner, Taylor sat across from Beth. It was pretty
quiet. Taylor looked up, then Beth looked up. As soon as Beth looked
up, Taylor looked down, then started eating really fast. Kate and
Kristin, who were watching the whole time, burst out laughing. "What
are you laughing at Wise Blender?" Beth asked Kate. "You, Dumb Door!"
Kate replied, still laughing. "And what about you, Klunky Dishwasher?"
Beth continued, this time refering to Kristin. "Oh, I'm laughing at
the Wooden Spoon!" Kristin answered, also laughing. "What are you
looking at Moooldy Cheeese?" Kristin asked Isaac. (A.N. Moldy Cheese
is said slower than you normally would say it.) "Who, me?" Isaac asked
confused. "No! The vcr!" Beth replied sarcastically. "Who made these
names up?" asked Zac, kinda catching on. "Ya know, the Smart Curtain."
Beth said. "Who?" Zacasked, getting even more confused. "The Smelly
Toilet's daughter!" Kate answered. "Who?" Isaac questioned. "Duh! The
Idiotic Ice-Crusher's sister!" "Who are these people?" Taylor asked.
"Ok. I'm the Dumb Door, Kristin's the Klunky Dishwasher, Kate's the
Wise Blender, Taylor, you're the Wooden Spoon, Isaac, you're Moooldy
Cheeese, Kate's sister is the Smart Curtain, Kate's brother is the
Idiotic Ice-Crusher, Kate's Dad is the Smelly Toilet, and Kate's
sister said that Zac's a vcr that plays really well, and when you get
older you'll be a spice rack, and pretty soon you'll be a really big
chandilliar (sp?)." Beth said, out of breath. "Um, yeah," Isaac said.
"Ok, you Dumb Door!" Zac exclaimed.