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Last week scientists revealed that certain chemicals, jokingly referred to as 'parabens', can act as estrogens in developing male foetuses.
However the Society can now reveal that such characteristics can be a by-product of continued use of unisex cosmetics.
The whip has cracked
Fragrances, such as that Calvin Klein one, when used on men, can cause them to feel like women. Symptoms of this have been identified as a tendency to wear make-up, become more talkative, especially on the phone, and to begin driving erratically with no thought for other road users.
DMs Rule, OK!
The report has been condemn by feminist who say it represents women in an unfair light; being inferior to males when they are, in fact, superior.
Bear-baiting cynics have dismissed this as 'so much lesbian propaganda', and 'someone should shoot those dirty dykes'. What is ironic is both speakers were shot shortly afterwards by myself, as I am a staunch supporter of the Women's Movement.
Thank goodness for the anonymity of the web.
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