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After the Tories announced that the official party line would hold Britain out of the EMU, (should they get in….) the European Parliament have announced a retaliation plan.
They will release a new piece of legislation designed to annoy Britain every month until they finally relent and agree to co-operate.
Europhobe
Many people believe that this will serve only to deepen racial divides, but the MEPs have defended it, saying 'anything for a laugh, eh, Hans?'
Tony Blair has said he is 'disappointed', though whether he was talking about the new Euro stuff or the dismal performance of England in the Euro 2000 qualifiers is unclear.
One of the main laws will be a system by which all of Europe is integrated into one country, called Portugal after the mythical Iberian land. This is sure to anger British tabloids in support of the Blair Regime, as teaching geography and history have been abolished by the government to 'cut costs at any cost'.
Silent delivery
Far from being a fart euphemism, the subtitle is actually a useful device to aid the explanation of the position which President Clinton will adopt. This will not be his traditional 'belly exposed' approach but a concealed attempt to undermine the authority of the Euro parliament by blowing it up.
Using a foreign war to divert attention from home problems? Well, it worked for Mussolini.
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