BIO (that's biography, not biology, which was a stupidass class)

Click here for everything you could possibly ever want to know about me, for whatever bizarre reason you might have. It's not much for now, but I'll add to it as I feel so inclined.

I get asked a lot why I use the nickname John Spartan so much. Well if you REALLY want to know, click here and you will be magically transported to a land which will tell you the tale of my imminent spartanitude.

MP3 files, FYI, are highly compressed, CD quality music files that you can store on your computer, and using a mp3 player (available at http://www.winamp.com) you can play them whenever you want.

Here's the way I do it. Find a song off of the list of MP3's that I am looking for.

If you find one there that you can get me, then you can pick any one off my list of the over 300 mp3 files that I have! Follow the links to learn more about doin' that trade thang, or just check it out here if you wanna see what kind of music I'm into.

Alright, I don't cook. I don't pretend to know how to cook. There is ONE thing that I do make really well though. It's a family recipe, Spaghetti ala Gerber. Beware though, I really had fun writin' this one out, got a little wacky, and it's safe to say it's unlike any recipe you've ever seen before heh heh.

Every month I put up the lyrics to a different song, and it's, by golly the song of the month. Pretty run of the mill, actually.

I got bored, so I sat down and made a list of some of the truly weird things that make up the decorations (in an unbelievably loose sense of the word) in my dorm room. This will probably give you a little bit of insight as to what kind of a nut I am, not as if you care.

A new section, my collection of pictures of beautiful and cool women. This section will be ever-growing. See it in progress.

das it for now. Click here to go back to the homepage.