Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dislexic?
He spent all night awake wondering if there was a dog.

my math teacher told me that.

(11/7/97)

Q : How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A : Unique up on it!
Submitted by Emmie (I know, it's short, but it's sweet!)

(10/10/97)

Q : Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Michel J. Fox has a short one, Modonna doesn't have one, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it?
A : A last name.

Q : What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A : How do you breathe out of that little thing?

submitted by Rachel

(2/6/98)

Q: What can you sleep in, ride on, brush your teeth with, and can't live without?
A: A bed, a bicycle, a toothbrush, and oxygen.

(3/6/98)

It was overheard that the USA Olympic Gold medal skier, Picabo Street is donating the money she gets from endorsements to the local hospital in Denver.
They are going to name a wing of the hospital after her. It will be called "Picabo, I.C.U."

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