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Thoughts of mine

Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and only the disabled ones are left.
Don't you love washing the windscreen of your car while you're travelling in front of a motorcycle?
How come we turn on a tap with a dirty hand, wash our hands clean, then turn off the dirty tap with clean hands?
Hey, it was on fire before I touched it.
Why do they call them fire engines when they're not on fire?
If we're so intelligent, how come we're always on the look out for Intelligent Alien Life or using Artificial Intelligence?
Why do people iron plastic notes?
I met someone who has burnt boiling water.
A real measure of a person is not their intelligence. It's their heart.
Antarctica is the only place where you can stick your toe in the water and it stays there....