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What's wrong with you?
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After carefully running  your personalized form answers through a huge computer database, the following action(s) should be taken as soon as possible:

Action Explanation (If needed) 
1. Get the phone. Or have someone bring the phone to you, if you can't make it that far.
2. Call a doctor, hopefully one who went to medical school. Don't call his house. Call his office.
3. Make an appointment. Or go to the Emergency Room if needed. (It's in the hospital)
4. Tell the Doctor what's wrong, if anything. Explain your medical condition. Don't tell him about your unfulfilling life. (Make an appointment with a Psychiatrist if necessary.)

 

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