(Sung to the tune of Do Re Mi from the movie, Sound of Music.)

Do...the stuff, that buys me beer.

Ray...the guy, who sells me beer.

Me...the guy, who drinks the beer.

Far...the distance to my beer.

So...I think, I'll have a beer.

La...la la la la beer.

Tea...no thanks, I'm drinking beer.

That will bring us back to....

Do'h! I need more beer.