Q: What's the difference between
the Dallas Cowboys and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Two boys were playing football in a Eau Claire park one day when one was attacked by Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped-off a plank from a nearby fence, wedged it down the dog's collar and twisted it; breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Green Bay Packer fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Packer fan," the boy replied. "Minnesota Vikings fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "But I'm not a Vikings fan either," the boy said. "Then what are you?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Cowboys fan." The reporter rips the page from his notebook and starts a new writing, "Cowboys fan kills family pet."
Reggie White walks up to Brett Favre one day and asks Brett, "What do you call 40 millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?" "I don't know. What?" Brett replies. "THE DALLAS COWBOYS!" Reggie says with a grin. Did you hear that the Cowboys are trading Michael Irvin to the Bears? Yeah, the Bears already had a fridge (William Perry), they decided they needed a coke machine, too.
A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Packers-Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar. The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?" The bartender replied, "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh, no!" the guy said, "They're all at the funeral.
Just before Coach Barry Switzer got
fired from the Dallas Cowboys he flew up to Green Bay to ask Packers
Coach Mike Holmgren what his secret to success is. Holmgren replied,
"Smart players. That's all." Switzer said, "I don't believe it, you need
players big, rough players that can take big hits." Holmgren motioned
for Brett Favre to come over. He said, "Brett, who is your
father's brother's nephew?" Without blinking an eye Brett said, "me."
When Barry Switzer got back to Dallas he walked up to Troy
Aikman and said, "Troy, who is your father's brother's nephew?" Troy
looked bewildered and said
that he had some game film to look at. Just then Deion Sanders
walked in. Switzer said, "Deion, who is your father's brother's
nephew?" Deion thought for a moment and
said, "me" and also went
to watch some game film. Troy Aikman came running back and said,
"Coach, coach I figured it out the answer, it's Deion Sanders!"
Switzer said, "You knuckleheads are both wrong! It's Brett Favre!"
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