2/25/05
Last weekend, on the snow day, I saw Nobody Knows, which might seem like an odd choice for someone who
appears to be a child hater. I’m totally not a baby basher, kids can
be very cool, it’s just that I don’t run into that tolerable variety
very often. And really, it’s the parents who make kids beastly, it’s
doubtful they’re born that way. I was excited at first because we were
the only ones in the theater (Cobble Hill Cinemas, which is kind of
oddball, and the only place I know that has $5 movies during the evening.
It was the only place in Brooklyn showing this movie, though, and it’s
walking distance.) and unplanned private screenings like that are hard
to come by in NYC, even during a snowstorm (the last time I experienced
the thrill of watching a film in an empty theater was at About My
Mother in Swindon, England during this multiplex’s weekly “art”
film night. I guess Swindon residents weren’t too keen on those indie
flicks.). Unfortunately, about ten people trickled in at the last minute
(I just noticed that it’s not even showing at this theater anymore--it
was there less than one week--or anywhere in Brooklyn) and ruined my
potentially solitary pleasure. The opening sequences of the movie resonated
eerily with me. The mom lies to the landlord that she only has one child,
so the other three are snuck in, two in suitcases (my upstairs neighbor
apparently also fibbed about how many kids she had to the landlord.
I still don’t know what has transpired up there. I do know that she
is gone, there is no more childlike pitter patter and that their stroller
has been sitting outside for over a week. But there have been footsteps
and there’s a TV glow in the darkened apartment at night. Very bizarre,
I have no idea who’s up there.) And the big deal is that they need to
keep quiet so no one notices them. The mom leaves the kids on their
own for extended periods of time till eventually she takes off for good,
abandoning them to marry some guy who doesn’t know she even has a family.
And of course it all ends up miserably (though not tidily, it’s such
a foreign film, like all of a sudden it’s over and there’s completely
no answers or resolve) as such tales often do, and it’s based on a true
story from the ‘80s so it’s all the more tragic and hard to watch. Then
at the end when it’s all bleak and you think you might start bawling
this maudlin ballad starts playing and the translation is so insane
that you can’t help but want to guffaw aloud. I think the song is supposed
to be bittersweet, about the beautiful and the ugly, but the subtitles
were going on about angels, dirt and the putrid stench of gems. Though
unintentional, the bizarrely humorous lyrics were a welcome antidote.
Speaking of the (former?) neighbors upstairs, I couldn’t help but notice
a big envelope from the Berkeley Carroll School addressed to this
Dana character on the communal foyer table where magazines and oversized
mail goes to get pawed and pilfered. I assumed she had requested information
and I wanted to know what some fancy learning facility in the neighborhood
cost, and it wasn’t like she’d be needing the brochures anymore, so
I ripped it open. Most of why I’m so down on kids is because all I ever
see are the coddled pampered precocious genre, and now I’m even more
sickened and resentful after seeing that kindergarten costs $19,000
a year. I don’t feel so bad hating on people who spend this kind of
shit for children. I’m still paying off undergrad loans from ten years
ago and those four years cost around $19,000. It is sort of amusing
that this woman was possibly going to use scammed money to get her little
monsters into good schools (though from what I read, it’s a competitive
program, just having the dough isn’t enough). I don’t even know that
her kids went to school, though one was clearly of age. We live literally
50 ft. from a public school, which strangely enough I’ve never seen
white kids walk into, I don’t know if it’s horrible or if the area parents
just have really high standards. Speaking of overindulged kids, I’ve
been looking for a new duvet cover, and the only ones I like are way
too expensive. There are millions of styles out there, but they’re 95%
hideous, all I want are bold graphics, simple yet cute design and good
colors. Dwell
Bedding completely fits the bill, but I’m not willing to fork out
$170, ideal bed covering or not. I couldn’t help but notice their whole
new Dwell
Baby line. Adorable as it is, I just can’t imagine spending $300
for linens that are going to get peed and spit up on. So, so wrong.
I swear I’m just going to move to a cabin in the woods (or my mom’s
mobile home park) where kids are all freaky and home schooled, wear
hand me downs and sleep on plain white poly blend sheets.
2/23/05
I’m afraid that I’m verging on a mini crisis brought on by all sorts
of superfluous circumstances that rationally shouldn’t matter much.
For the past few Wednesdays I’ve been doing a letterpress class, which
for no good reason I’m not that into. I was annoyed at myself because
I read the schedule wrong and missed the first class. It’s $300 for
six sessions, so it was a $50 mistake, but dollars aside I’m a freak
about detail and procedure and I totally missed all the basics. Every
class I feel clueless and stressed that I’m not going to get my project
done properly in the time remaining. Whatever, but my main freak out
came from the fact that like 1/3 of the class (who is 9/10 female, of
course) is using the workshop to print their wedding invitations. On
one hand that’s practical and economical, but on the other it’s just
gross. Being around all these exuberant women makes me feel icky. Then
yesterday my sister emailed to say among many things (I guess my mom
didn’t completely fuck up her birthday party) that she was proposed
to by her boyfriend. That’s nice, for real. But I don’t feel as enthusiastic
about it as I probably should be. Maybe because she’s going on her second,
and I’m still free as a bird (it struck me odd that all the women I
can think of in my family got married at 20 or younger, much younger
is a few cases. So maybe I’m the freak. I’m also the only one with a
college degree, two now. There’s probably some correlation, though I’m
hardly what you’d call a career woman). It’s this thing I have with
others who’ve been together shorter amounts of time than James and I
who do all these milestone things. Even when I’m not into the milestone.
Like yesterday I emailed former coworkers to see if anyone wanted to
meet up for drinks since I hadn’t seen any of them since leaving in
the fall, and one of them (who weirdly enough was friends with James
in Baltimore in the early ‘90s and went on a semi-date with him) is
now almost six months pregnant. I mean, she met this guy maybe three
years ago and they’ve been married less than two years. I never ever
want a baby, so it’s not jealousy. Marriage I could go either way on.
It’s just not a subject really I discuss, though if I were to bring
it up in a serious way I don’t think James would necessarily be opposed.
But I don’t want to have to bring it up. Maybe that’s what I’m irritated
about. Even if neither of us were gung ho on the concept of marriage,
he should at least give the impression that he would marry me if presented
with the choice. Does that make any sense? We’ve been together longer
than just about anyone I know, and during that time many couples with
less history have married and started families. This annoys me, and
not because I want to be married and start a family, but because I want
these other people to not. What freaks me out is the passing of time,
that everyone else clips along doing the expected things while I stay
totally the same internally (though not externally. I swear my 30s are
really starting to take their toll all of a sudden. I always thought
lines and wrinkles would become my worries, but that’s the least of
my problems. See, I’ve always had a problem with photogenics. Seriously,
I’ll leave the house looking perfectly cute, but as soon as my image
is captured on film it turns ugly. It’s practically become a joke with
friends, every snapshot I’ve got some insane expression. I think it’s
because I’m usually very animated and talking loudly, and these faces
when frozen in time aren’t glamour shots, exactly. And now with ubiquitous
camera phones and digital cameras at every bar and party, I’m offered
even more opportunities to mar film frames. So, I’m aware that I’m the
opposite of picture perfect, but the photo a friend took this weekend
takes the cake. I honestly have never seen myself look so scary. The
expression on my face is predictably insane, that was no surprise. But
it’s my face itself that is so frightening. It’s as if I’ve channeled
Carol Channing, I look 85 years old. My face is all bloated, palsied
and jowly and my neck is all sinewy and turkey-like. James likened my
visage to his mother who’s pushing 70, then softened and said I resembled
Nixon. How does this happen to a person? Maybe the photo is really a
magic mirror into the future, and now I know how I’ll age. I can’t post
it here out in the open because that’s too traumatizing all around,
it’ll have to stay tucked away on its own deep
dark page. Use extreme caution, please.) while I stagnate into this
haggard immature old maid. Ok, here’s another example, albeit a superficial
one—when I randomly met Henry Thomas in ’98 he was single, totally unattached.
I’m the same person I was then, but he’s since been married twice and
had a kid. That’s weird to me. I wouldn’t do those things. It’s very
bothersome to my psyche. Is this the crap people pay therapists to discuss?
I feel bad, my stomach is churning, I’m angry inside, but I don’t know
why…let’s talk through these scary feelings. Eh, I don’t get it. I might
as well keep typing away here instead. At least it’s free and I have
the power to bore complete strangers to tears with my musings.
2/18/05
The world is going completely nutty. Last night my sister called, which
was unusual due to the five hour time difference we really only talk
during afternoons, and sporadically at that. I knew something must be
up. She was all spazzed out, couldn’t sleep, then posited “Guess who
just showed up at my doorstep?” I honestly was baffled. Our 20 year
old cousin (whose high school photo prompted a friend of mine to ask,
“Is she Samoan?” Uh, no.) has been doing a semester in London,
but she wasn’t the unexpected guest. It wasn’t her (ex?) husband that
she recently received a 1,000 pound cheque for and had been trying to
enlist me to help cash somehow. No, I ran out of guesses. The surprise
visitor turned out to be our mom, which is completely fucking nuts because
that’s not really the kind of thing she normally does, and it wasn’t
terribly welcome on my sister’s part. It’s going to turn very ugly,
I predict. There’s got to be more to this story, the mom has good enough
sense to realize this wouldn’t be an ideal birthday present. We suspect
she’s had a falling out with the stepdude, or god knows what. I’m just
afraid it’s the beginning of the end, and we’re going to have to deal
with increasingly kookier behavior the older she gets. At least our
father wouldn’t commit such a rash act, he was kind enough to forget
our birthdays altogether. Then later last night I was making a stir
fry with lotus
root (a very cool looking vegetable, I’ve only recently started
using) and semi-watching The Apprentice when our door started buzzing.
James and I ignored it, as we always get wrong buzzes, being apt. #1
on the ground floor. But it kept buzzing. Fear gripped me for a second
as I imagined my mom standing out front, but getting to NYC from London
that fast would’ve been impossible. James caved, answered to door and
it was two plain clothes detectives, totally Law & Order (though hardly
the fat-men-in-training Vincent D’nofrio and Chris Noth). They assumed
we were the landlords (I told you, the first floor causes trouble) and
wanted to know if Dana something or another lived in the building. We
both blanked for a second, but I do know that’s the first name of the
new tenant upstairs with the out of control kids. Oh boy, something
juicy was totally going to happen. We could hear the cops upstairs for
at least 30 minutes (I missed the Apprentice boardroom scene because
we had muted the TV to try and eavesdrop). They eventually came back
down and asked us if we had the landlord’s name and number (I’m still
not clear why they didn’t/couldn’t get this info from the woman) and
asked if we had noticed anything weird going on upstairs. It was so
mysterioso, and they wouldn’t say what was up, only that they were conducting
an investigation and were trying to find the guy who was supposedly
living upstairs. They also were curious about what her rent would be
($2,300, I’m pretty sure, which actually had me suspicious from day
one--how this stay at home mom with three kids afforded such an expensive
apt. Not to stereotype, but women like her usually live in dumpier digs.
She isn’t an unattractive mess, she has sort of a sporty Gap look that
fits in with the surroundings, but she lacks the requisite helpful white
upper middle class male counterpart. Women with children in Carroll
Gardens have men who are equally if not more involved in the parenting,
they do everything together, and gleefully so) It then occurred to me
that I hadn’t seen the man who’d initially helped the family move in,
and who I’d assumed was the father/husband, around in weeks. We speculated
all night about what could be going on. We were giddy at the prospect
of the horrible neighbors not just being on our shit list, but also
the long arm of the law’s. So, the details are still vague, but James
was contacted by the landlord this morning to discuss what is going
on. It appears that this Dana character is a con artist who tells a
sob story about a husband being stationed in Iraq (oh, and that he’s
in the F.B.I. total grade school mentality kind of exaggerated fib)
and somehow is able to use his ID to cash checks (the very thing my
sister has been trying to pull off minus the ID) and commit all sorts
of identity theft. It also appears that the guy we saw with her is probably
a boyfriend/accomplice. But Dana had been staying in this supposed Iraq
guy’s apt. in Manhattan and had pulled a scam where she subletted it
to six different people, then ran with the money. I’m guessing this
is how she is affording the rent upstairs. And if she hasn’t already
packed up and skedaddled, I think she is going to be arrested today.
This is so awesome, I can’t stand it. It’s pretty rare that I’m annoyed
and put out by someone and the thorn in my side is so quickly removed.
Of course, a kinder, gentler person would worry about the precious children.
You know, the real victims. Me, I don’t mind if they go into foster
care as long as they’re not stomping above my head any longer. Actually,
this story has all the makings of a charming fish out of water movie
or sitcom. Through some weird quirk of the law or a bizarre but binding
clause in our lease, James and I end up becoming the legal guardians
of the three rapscallions upstairs and all five of our lives are forever
changed…for the better. There’s a long proud tradition of this kind
of tale. The protagonist is either a corporate ladder climbing workaholic,
tough guy, womanizer or plain mean child-hating asshole. They’ve somehow
managed to make it well into adulthood without reproducing, kid(s) unexpectedly
show up, style is cramped, hell then hilarity ensues, hearts are ultimately
warmed and life lessons learned. I will look to Baby
Boom, Three
Men and a Baby, Punky Brewster, and more recently (apparently
this saccharine genre skipped the ‘90s, or else I’m just drawing a blank)
Kevin Hill
and The
Pacifier (total Kindergarten Cop rip off) for strength and inspiration.
2/17/05
I don’t really have a grasp on how random trends start. I’m not presently
concerned with color (though there was an interesting article recently
in the Wall St. Journal (subscription only, can’t link) about
how the brown/blue combo is big for 2005 and has much to do with Pantone
and their hyping up of colors, usually to clients two years before consumers
start noticing it. I noticed the blue/brown thing quite a while ago,
in fact two Valentine’s Days ago, when I was charmed by the Marie
Belle packaging [I gave it rather than receiving it, which was sort
of odd because it’s very girly chocolate], a company cited in this trend
piece. West Elm was doing it maybe eight months ago. It was all over
Ann Taylor maybe two months back. I had been talking about trying to
do our living room in blue/brown shades, but James was all, “you’ll
get tired of it.” Yeah, yeah passing fancies are like that. I guess
it’s good to be around someone who’s immune to design whimsy. I’ve also
been trying to figure out ways to use flocked wallpaper without actually
papering the walls, but that’s another flash in the pan décor device
I’ll be sick of in a matter of months), but about food. Red velvet cake
in particular. I kind of knew of its existence previously, but it really
came onto my radar last July when we summered in the south. I was trying
to sample quintessential foodstuffs, red velvet cake being one, though
I never actually got around to having any. Pralines and pecan pie sort
of consumed me. For my birthday in late July I finally got to taste
my first slice of the cake courtesy of Cake
Man Raven in Fort Greene. Really, it’s just devil’s food cake made
red with food coloring and topped with white cream cheese frosting.
Um, but that’s a pretty good combo, confectionarily speaking. I think
it just plays into my love of unnaturally colored food. Cake shouldn’t
be that red and that’s why it’s so pleasing to me. Why it’s become pleasing
to practically the entire nation in the past six months is what I find
baffling? Britney Spears served the dessert as her wedding cake last
fall. On the previous series of The Apprentice teams had
to come up with an ice cream flavor for a task involving Ciao Bella
Gelato, red velvet cake was one of the offerings. And every blurb I
read on new bakeries opening around the city, red velvet cake is inevitably
mentioned. Baked NYC being
one (note the Red Hook Red Hot), and Landscape Café in “Billyburg” today
on Gothamist
(I’m a retard and don’t understand TrackBacks—whenever I try the URLs
at work they don’t work) being another. Oh, and two Fridays ago, we
spent a glorious evening shopping at our favorite all-purpose grocery
store Western
Beef (we practically had the whole store to ourselves, it was amazing)
and in the weirdo bakery section at the entrance they had red velvet
cake, which I’d never ever seen there before. In fact, there were numerous
things I’d never seen at Western Beef before. I’m not sure if they’re
increasing their variety or that when we usually come on a Sunday everything
has been bought up. There were displays of South American and Mexican
pastries and a sassy line of Entenmann’s called Delicias
Latinas with dulce de leche and tres leche cakes, guava pastries,
and all sorts of sweets using tropical fruit. It was very cool. I’ve
also always been fascinated by something often at the Western Beef bakery
called meat bread, but not fascinated enough to buy it. The red velvet
cake totally doesn’t fit in with this Western Beef’s demographic (their
slogan is “we know the neighborhood” and supposedly each location has
carefully chosen items. Like the one we like in Ridgewood, also has
lots of Eastern European goodies, despite the Hispanic to Polish ratio
of the shoppers being practically 20 to 1) so I can only guess that
its new presence is an indicator of its growing popularity with the
masses. Whole grains, white tea, regional (i.e. Galician or Catalonian
rather than the broader Spanish) cuisine are a few of the supposed food
trends for 2005. Tamarind, sumac, yuzu, bergamot, whatever, we all know
the hot new flavor will be red velvet cake.
2/15/05
I don’t know if this Mary
Kay Letourneau/Vili Fualaau wedding registry is real or not, but
I hope so because it’s so good. I tend to say it’s legit because the
items are straightforward rather than jokey. I do like the Pacific Islander
touch in wanting a rice cooker. Of course, I own a rice cooker and am
not Asian, but I don’t see that appliance being a Mary Kay choice. She’s
totally a mac and cheese/spaghetti and meatballs type. I bet she eats
Caesar salads with grilled chicken, too. Their
charities are pretty amusing—save the children, indeed. See, baby-lovers
can find happiness in this world. True love knows no bounds, it totally
transcends jail time and rape charges. Personally, I would go with Club
Wedd (wow,TV trays are the fourth most popular registry item. Target
is my kind of people. Honestly, I haven’t touched a TV tray since my
youth, but that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the concept). So, Megu
was fun and decadent, not really obnoxious or pretentious at all like
I’d feared, and I drank too much (I dropped my “slightly sweet egg”
on the ground while trying to crack it in this nuts dish/cup combo that
magnetically held the shell at a 45 degree angle. So wrong [and that
was a dessert], I don’t even think the sake had anything to do with
my sudden onset of butter fingers) and didn’t get enough sleep (nah,
not what you’re thinking—we didn’t get home till 1am and still had to
watch the episode of 24 we’d taped. Ooh, those bad, bad sleeper
cell Muslim-Americans getting
Islamic advocates all upset). and I’ve been a complete zombie all
day so I shouldn’t write any more of it’ll be a jumble.
2/14/05
Whew, I can breathe a sigh of relief, Valentine’s Day wasn’t forgotten,
after all. Really, I’m lucky to be taken anywhere out in public at all.
I’m hardly ungrateful, but there have been more than a few special occasions
where I would’ve preferred less manly/meaty food (and I love manly/meaty
food). That’s why I was surprised by the email I just got from James
saying we were going to Megu tonight. He never ever eats Japanese
food, and whenever I suggest it (which frankly, isn’t all that often),
it gets shot down. All I can think is that someone he has a high opinion
of at work mentioned the place or that he read about it somewhere recently
because I don’t see him choosing this restaurant completely out of the
blue, not that he normally has bad taste, of course. I get the impression
this is one of those over the top, high presentation, hyper sceney (easily
deduced by our 10:30 reservation time, despite not being made last minute),
way pricey, tiny servings deals, which always makes me a little nervous.
Oh, I just made the connection in my head between Megu and a
post I recently read about getting freshly grated wasabi in the
eye at this swank establishment. Heck, they got free meal out of it.
I’d take a wad of Japanese horseradish in the peepers if it saved me
four hundred bucks plus. Maybe I could try staging that tonight, like
folks who purposefully slip in stores or get rear ended intentionally.
What could be more romantic?
2/10/05
Ok, not to beat a dead cheval, but there was another freaking
piece on the Veuve Clicquot CEO who wrote that book about French women
and their exquisitely svelte physiques in
the NY Times (yesterday). Read it, and you might start to feel like
shoving a stale Au Bon Pain croissant up her unexercised ass (French
women don’t need to work out). At least the article’s author pointed
out many French women have smaller frames than melting pot Americans
(I don’t know if this is true for a fact, but I do know that when I
was an exchange student in ’89, the females in my host family and their
extended family were teeny tiny. Not just skinny, but short and fine
boned. They thought I was a total giant, and I was a very average sized
16 year old) and that their culture is more chauvinistic (not using
that term), how men are very vocal about their women needing to stay
thin, and the ladies are very conscious of this. You could say the same
is true in America, but just because the men are all “no fat chicks”
doesn’t mean that’s what they’re going to get. Anyhoo, Valentine’s Day
rapidly approaches and I haven’t heard even a peep of a plan so far.
I’m hoping this is because there’s a huge wonderful (food-filled) surprise
in store for me and talking about it would just ruin the fun, and not
because this week is supposedly one of James’s most stressful and horrible
ever work-wise (all the weeks seem the same to me, I can’t tell) and
he’s too preoccupied with data delivery or risk analysis, or whatever
the heck it is that he does. Maybe my lack of remorse over my fat American
ass has soured the Hallmark holiday. I’d pick up a copy of “French Women
Don’t Get Fat” at the NYPL branch a block from work, but darn if there
aren’t already 423 holds on the 22 copies in the system. If any of you
are Gawker readers, you’d think that the streets of New York are paved
with B-List celebrities to be sighted. But me, all I ever get eyefuls
of are D-Listers, if that. Yesterday, that guy
from Surprise By Design (I know, no one has any idea what this show
is. Weirdly, it happened to be on around 11pm last night while I was
randomly flipping channels) was totally lollygagging next to NYPL (something
Fashion Week related, I suppose) and totally irritated me because he
was in my way with his slowness and I take pride in speed walk maneuvering
most city sidewalks. It was almost as exciting as the time I spotted
that zany, wound up, free money guy coming out of Canal Jeans (it
wasn’t hard, what with all those question marks plaguing his suit).
2/6/05
Ok, I’m skimming the NY Times online while dreading the arrival of James
and “mama and papa” (despite his insistence to the contrary, his parents
come to NYC way too frequently) and getting ready to prep for our Super
Bowl party later this afternoon (I’m don’t really follow any sports,
but I thought it would be a good excuse to cook fun American food instead
of the slightly fussier S.E. Asian fare I usually go for. Actually,
I’ve started getting on a Spanish/Basque kick, which is odd because
I’m not so keen on European styles. But I’m also always annoyed when
practically every cookbook or TV chef constantly goes on about family
tradition and learning all they know from a beloved Italian grandma
or whatever. Fuck their rich lore-laden roots and heritage. I’m probably
just jealous because all that was passed down in my family was the knack
for microwaving frozen food and the ability to open cans. Despite never
knowing her [everyone on the Garcia side dies disturbingly young], my
dad’s mom was Basque, and Basque cuisine is like the hottest shit in
the food world right now, so I should really claim and embrace this
heritage. Basques are cool, they have their own language that predates
most European dialects and uses lots of Xs and Ks, they blow things
up, they have different DNA than other Europeans.) Anyway, before I
started making nachos, spinach dip and crab rangoon (my
newest fixation) I glanced at that little “most e-mailed” box that’s
often on the right side of the nytimes.com screen. Usually the top slots
are op-eds, I hardly ever read them, but apparently they’re popular
pass along material. But as of 12:30 this afternoon, the number one
position belonged to ‘French Women Don’t Get Fat’: Like Champagne for
Chocolate, a review of the book that makes me want to barf despite not
ever reading it (though the whole first
chapter is available on nytimes.com). It’s a pretty positive review,
though coming from a senior writer at Vogue it’s hard for me to lend
it credence. Though the article must be spreading like internet wildfire
according to its ranking. Someone enjoyed reading it. I’ll enjoy scarffing
down a plate of Buffalo wings more, I suspect.
2/2/05
I swear I’m having that stomach/bowel trauma again where I fear I may
crap myself at any given moment. And I’m not just being influenced by
those overbearing Zelnorm popup ads, they were totally haunting me around
Christmas. Every time I’d click on nytimes.com this
exposed stomach that I think is supposed to be bloated (even if
I sucked in with all my might, my gut wouldn’t look that good) would
relentlessly block the text I was trying to read. It’s no wonder I’m
now convinced I have IBS. Speaking of weird stomachs, have you seen
this demented kid, Richard
Sandrak, a.k.a. Little Hercules? I guess he was on Dr. Phil yesterday,
though I didn’t catch that. Prepubescents with six-packs are seriously
scary. Muscles are one thing, but what’s even stranger to me is that
this boy is only 4’10 at 12 years old. That’s bizarrely stunted. I know
girls sprout up faster, but I was about one inch off my adult height
by that age. He’s a serious freak of nature. So, my cat has totally
been going crazy howling and misbehaving and the vet said there wasn’t
anything wrong with her, then yesterday it became very apparent that
she’s in heat. I had suspected this when she started her horrible bellowing
meows in Dec. but she wasn’t doing the typical rolling around, butt
in the air stuff. And I was told that she was spayed when I adopted
her so I had no reason to believe she’d be in heat. It’s very annoying
because the NYC animal shelter is supposed to spay them if they aren’t
already spayed (which obviously they didn’t) for the adoption fee and
I just wasted $265 at the vet on tests that were completely unnecessary.
It doesn’t really make sense because I’ve had her for nine months, it
seems odd that it would take this long for this behavior to kick in.
And most importantly, it’s difficult to be an outraged put out neighbor
(James finally caved and asked the new upstairs people [in his pajamas,
which is the part I find amusing] if they could try to minimize all
the running and jumping, and the woman just looked at him incredulously
and snapped, “I’ve got three kids, what do you want me to do?!” If those
weren’t fighting words, I don’t know what are. We now feel justified
in banging on our ceiling at will.) when there’s godawful noise coming
from your apt. too.