< > Here's how: Send me a money order for $29.99 and I will send you the "Work For Food" starter kit, what you'll get is: An old ragged, dirty pair of blue jeans, An old rock concert tee-shirt(complete with holes), A pair of old work boots(two different kinds), and a 24"x24" piece of cardboard for you to make your very own "Will Work For Food" custom sign. All yours for just $29.99.

< >Or you could opt for the deluxe kit that contains all of the above mentioned supplies plus: your very own ragged looking wife and kids, a regional map showing the best intersections with the best times to be there, in your area, plus your choice of a fake cast, for your arm or leg, just incase, someone really wants you to work. All yours for the low price of just $79.99.

< > Now, how much would you pay to never have to work again. With my kits you can just stand(or sit) around all day and let the self-sacrificing ALTRUIST take care of you, so don't delay one more second . Simply type "SIGN ME UP" in the box below to get you started in the greatest money making opportunity to ever come your way, ORDER NOW.