FLOATING QUANTUM WORLD ERASER
The world today just isn’t what it should be. Thugs and gangsters control the government. Children walk to school with guns, smoking crack. Penguins continue to eat holes in the ozone layer. But none of this has to be, not now, not with the Floating Quantum World Eraser. Now you can have peace and quiet in a blank white canvas of a world. Too complicated to explain in detail, the Floating Quantum World Eraser reduces everything it touches to a featureless white void. No more crackheaded penguin kids to bother you. No more anything, anywhere. Order now while there’s still a world to order from…
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