SCREAM SCREAM THERAPY THERAPY

I scream! You scream! We all scream for scream scream!

Return to the inner child. Cry, shout, reach for your bottle and soil your diapers! You ARE the inner child, and the inner child is you. With this simple pamphlet and a one-on-one session with our world-famous hypnotists, you'll not only learn to touch your inner child, you'll actually witness your body giving birth to itself. Forget how weird it sounds, it's absolutely true! Touch your mind with your ring finger, listen to your ears and swallow your throat. The cutting edge of homeopathic medicine enables you to sit back and enjoy these mental oxymorons while a soothing voice tells you how to scream your throat raw. It works! Look how happy the baby is... this is you, soon.

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