CHERNOBYL VEGETABLES

April fools! You're irradiated! (fun for science, too)

People in Russia won't eat them, but your unwitting friends won't be so quick to suspect.

Thanks in part to growing financial desperation in former soviet states, these strange-growing lumpy masses are yours to buy! Mutated carrots pulled from the ground by glowing farmers will prove a delightful addition to your next April Fool's Day meal. Your kids will love to slice open the artichoke (carefully and not without adult supervision and a heavy leaden suit) and marvel at the strange fleshy growths they find inside. A delight for any family who laughed at the meltdown that caused thyroid cancer in local children to increase a hundredfold!

"Carrot":		$9.97
"Artichoke":		$12.97
"Pear":		$8.97
"Chernobyl Salad" all of the above plus what we believe to be lettuce:		$49.97