Twister Critics and Kudos Corner
- http://www.nssl.noaa.gov/~stumpf/twistint.html
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- http://www.hotwired.com/movies/96/21/twister.html
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- Twisted!
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- The Last Time I Watched Twister WX Signpost's Cheryl-Ann Tan takes a light-hearted view of this movie. (Which turned out to be rather frustrating in the end... sadly...)
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Crazy Chasers
- Check out the Chaser Crazies!
- This is my very new chaser cartoon. This page is [always] under construction. [probably never be completed--ha!] Keep the suggessions coming! :)
- Negative Tilt
- Check this out! But wait, first you have to understand storm chasers, or you'll think them as some bunch of idiots making senseless jokes out of morphed Gilbert characters photos of fellow chasers...
- Positive Tilt
- "Positive Tilt is not in the slightest bit affiliated in any way with Negative Tilt...Positive Tilt makes no promises of regular updates...Flames and other correspondence can be sent here. If he would update Negative Tilt, there would be no need for Positive Tilt..."
- This is what the real Nevagive Tilt used to be
- TornadoGeneSys
- If you really know what the heck is going on with the Tilt Wars, you should be aware of this little gem as well... (bet most of you don't... ha!)
- Supercell Deprivation Syndrome
- You live in Texas (say, whatever, anywhere), you haven't seen a supercell in months (or years, perhaps) and it's driving you up the wall and too bad there's no wall cloud...here's a little bit of help
- weather weenie of the week
- Done anything weirdly weather-related lately?
- Tim Vasquez’s Top Ten Reasons to Storm Chase
- How true…
- Nat Heatwole’s You Might Be A Chaser If…
- …you’re suffering from SDS?
- (In)Famous Chase Vehicles…
- What do chasers drive? They drive what drives 'em up the wall cloud! (At least we all hope so anyway...)
- Storm Track's Photo Funny Contest
Confused by all the technical mambo-jumbo? Want a jargon buster?Ask Gilbert!
If you still don't get it, just stay on this page and go straight to the other jokes...>
A yahoo's guide to outlaw driving
How to drive like a moron: General Rules
How to drive like a moron: Weather Driving
Wacky Weather
Dry Humour
Mark Twain once said, "A banker is a fellow who lend you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Here's one Twain encounter with an umbrella.
Mark Twain was trying to get rid of one wreck of an umbrella. He threw it into a trash can, but someone recognised it and returned it to him. So, he threw it into a deep well. But someone repairing the well recognised it and returned it to him. He tried several ways to get rid of the umbrella, but it always came back. Finally, he lent it to a friend and then he never saw it again.
One day, I was in a restaurant when I saw a young man go over to a table at which an elderly woman sat, and pick up a magazine that lay in front of her.
"Allow me," he said, "after all, you're still reading the newspaper." Then, he returned to his seat.
The old lady clamly finished reading the newspaper and got up to leave.
When she passed the young man's table, she picked up his umbrella and said, "Allow me, after all, you still have the magazine to keep yourself dry with."
One rancher to another: "In this terrible drought, our cattle have become so thin that we don't brand 'em anymore. We just photocopy 'em."
Someone once said...
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
Question Everything!
Why??
Q)Why do we see lightning before we hear thunder?
A)It's because our eyes are in front of our ears!
Q)What is wind shear?
A)Wind shear is the cheapest method of removing fleece from a sheep.
Q)How did I find the weather in Oklahoma?
A)I just opened the door and it was there.
Q)What happened to the meteorologist who went to Mt. Washington?
A)He lasted there for only a month because the weather didn't agree with him.
Q) What's worse than raining buckets?
A) Hailing taxis!
