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Eric will prevail!

1. Tell people when I have a peanut in my crap

2. Manage to insult Kyles "Shaken Boardin" job. (He holds up a sign and wave at people)

3. Tell Grant  he's a little fat thing in Taekwon-Do
 
4. Shove Cheesies up Keegan's ass.
 
5. Fart daily

6. Annoy Mr. Freiheit more than once.
 
7. Remind people on there inside and outdoor voices.
 
8. Tell the fag in Autobody to stop say spoon, and then shove a spoon up his ass.
 
9. See how soft the ground is from up high
 
10. Convince Jubbin that I am secretly a demi god.
 
11. Tell Christine that I am secretly a sheep as well
 
12. Tell you that I am a Demi Sheep God.
 
13. Walk under ladders, step on cracks, break mirrors, look for black cats. (Notice the list #?)

14. Find out why Cheese grows things
 
15. Threaten to take my yogurt's life away if it does not obey me
 
16. Create a Popstrudle that will Obey my commands. (Pictures)
 
17. Wonder why I have to do all this
 
18. Moon some sheep
 
19. Tell farmers their sheep will rebel against them one day.
 
20. Finish this up later.
 
21. Start up again.
 
22. Move this pen in front of me with my mind to make it do an erotic dance of some sort
 
23. Yell at people from the sidewalk for no reason
 
24. Touch peoples items they have boughten in the mall
 
23. Scream at the cashier for not giving me a two-cent discount
 
24. Complain of poor Toilet seats in the bathrooms
 
25. Run past the band room singing retarded-like.
 
26. Make you go here.
 
27. Laugh histerically in important parts in movies at the theatre
 
28. Throw my socks at people.
 
29. Laugh at the moron named Greg across from me
 
30. Tell Matthew Berry his name never as McFly and never will be.
 
31. Say Foop.
 
32. FOOP!
 
33. Fart....there we go
 
34. Sniff that baby in.
 
35. Fart again.
 
36. Tell Kyle MC that fart was wet.
 
37. Beat Kyle MC's robot in math class.
 
38. Melt Spoon fags face off with an Oxyacetelyne torch.
 
39. Look at that ugly picture of Oprah on the wall saying  "read"
 
40. Beat DeLoco in Skies of Arcadia by yelling to him "I have sheeps in my scrotum!"
 
41. Post this on hold and say "DOOBALOOBEEDOOO!!!" And tell China that WEE FANG HO! Is gay.