Relic Hunter Jokes

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<I>Up In The Cloud-ia</I></div> <bR> <div> What do you get if you mix a famous landmark with a famous relic hunter?</div> <div> <I>The Sydney Opera House</I></div> <bR> <div> What would they call a newspaper named after Nigel?</div> <div> <I>The Nigel Dailey </I></div> <bR> <div> What do you call Sydney Fox when she's looking for tomato ketchup?</div> <div> <I>Relish Hunter</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>Knock, Knock</I></div> <div> Who's there?</div> <div> <I>Anne</I></div> <div> Anne who?</div> <div> <I>Anne-cient Studies!</I></div> <bR> <div> What do you call Claudia when she's on the prowl for men?</div> <div> <I>Claw-dia!</I></div> <bR> <div> What do you call Sydney's ghost?</div> <div> <I>Relic Haunter</I></div> <bR> <div> Reiner: I'm learning ancient history!</div> <div> Sydney: So am I... so let's start by talking about you and me!</div> <bR> <div> <I>Knock, Knock</I></div> <div> Who's there?</div> <div> <I>Trini</I></div> <div> Trini who?</div> <div> <I>Trini-ty University</I></div> <bR> <div> Nigel: Why do you think Henry the Eighth had so many wives?</div> <div> Sydney: I guess he liked to <I>chop</I> and <I>change</I>!</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>