This page is all about goofing around, but there are three rules that must be followed at all times:
1. please keep your hands on the key board at all times
2. do not feed the wild animals
3. do not point or stare at the other weirdos, it's rude
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Hey, welcome to Celeste (that's me)'s Page for Goofballs, the weirdest little corner of the web. Since you accidentally stumbled on to this pointless and utterly useless site, you might as well have a look around... you probably have nothing better to do anyway. I should warn you; however, that that little monkey to your left (the official mascot of CPFG) is a mean one, so don't get too close, and don't turn your back on him... he can be vicious. Other than that (and the internet monsters from the planet Blick and various viruses I have added to this page...hehehe) this is a completely harmless site.
Just incase you haven't taken your sane pill yet (yeah, I forget, too...sometimes) I should remind you that the men in the white coats haven't found out about the little toaster inccident that you had last week, so you have plenty of time to look around before they get here.
This page was designed with goofballs in mind... you know who I mean, those people that sit around and think about stuff like monkeys, and how many pencils they can stick up their noses... well, I don't actually stick pencils up MY nose, but maybe you do. Hey, that's fine with me, as long as you do it within the privacy of your own home. This page is also for the sane and mediocre, but I must advise against it, because this site has been known to send people off the deep end.
There's plenty of crazy and disturbing (hehehe) things to do here, so go ahead and check out whatever you want, just becareful not to get to close to that moving monkey over there, he really does bites!
Places to Go, People to See
Are you Brain Damaged?: Take this (interesting) quiz and find out.How to be Annoying: Learn 34 ways to be annoying... helpful hints!
15 Fun Things For You to Do on an Elevator: But it probably isn't that fun for the other people on the elevator (hehehe)!
Goofball Chat: Chat with other goofballs, or maybe they aren't goofballs...
Celeste's Forum: Go leave a message on my message board!!! Puh-lease!
The Official Home of Pockets the Dog: The greatest dog (with the worst breath) in the world...
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When...
Goofball Quotes: Goofy quotes from not so goofy people...
Music Jokes: Mean (hehehe) trumpet player jokes, info on "How to Keep Your Conductor in Line", and more... share your music jokes on the message board.
Goofiest Answering Machine Messages: A big collection of some of the weirdest (and funniest) messages I've found!
We Didn't Start the Eighties: An interesting little song, to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Y.O.D.A.: Here's one about that little green Yoda...
Microsoft, the Next Generation: This is a super funny Star Trek parody!
If Dr. Suess Wrote For Star Trek!?!?
What if Dr. Suess Did Shakespeare?: A stirring drama about FOX IN SOCKS, and other memorable characters...
What if Dr. Suess Wrote Training Manuals?: Go to this site to find out.. but watch out, it's not pretty...
The Golden Monkey Awards: Enter your site for a chance to win!
Master Bobo's Palm Reading Centre: Get your palm read by the best in the business!!!
Helena's Obsessive SCREAM site: Go visit my good bud's page devoted to (obsessed with) Scream...
The Goofiest Sites on the Web!: The name is pretty self explanitory... so go there!.
So waddaya think of my site?: Please take a minute to fill this baby out! I'd really appreciate it!