Blond Breast Stroke Competition
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a
redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English
Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the
redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and
coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think
those other two girls used their arms."
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?", asked the Dr. "You have to help
me, I hurt all over", she said.
"All over? Be a little more specific". said the Dr.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger &
yelled. "ouch, that hurts". Then she touched her left cheek
and again yelled, "That hurts,too". Then she touched her
right earlobe,"That even hurts" she cried.
The Dr. looked at her thoughtfully for a moment & asked,
"Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why, yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger"