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The Finer Points of Being Me

Full name: Ryan Donald Bennett

Nicknames: Equal, Equal Tsar, Patron Saint of Equal, The Equal King..., Tombstone, Kermit Rassmussen

Age: 18

Birthday: March 8th

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 157

Hair Color: brown

Eye Color: blue

Marital Status: single

Occupation: Cook

Favorite Bands: Metallica, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Led Zepplin, Tom Maxwell

Least Favorite Bands: Back Street Boys, 98 degrees, anything country

Favorite Songs: I am the Walrus by the Beatles (on the main page), Hell by the Squirrel Nut Zippers (on the links page), While We Cry by the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, Last Goodbye by the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, Roll them Bones-Tom Maxwell, The Ghost of Stephen Foster by the Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Unforgiven by Metallica, Whistling in the Dark by They Might Be Giants, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin (this page)

Favorite Movies: The Hudsucker Proxy, The Shawshank Redemption, Any of the Monty Python Movies, The Full Monty, La Confidential, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Clerks, Trainspotting, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Dogma

Favorite T.V. Shows: The wonder years, The Drew Carey Show, Red Dwarf, Who's line is it anyway

Least Favorite T.V. Shows: Rosie O'Donnell

Favorite Books: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, On The Road, Catch 22, the Dharma Bums, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, A Clockwork Orange, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Favorite Historical People: Rasputin, Calvin Coolidge, Napolean, Jack Kerouac (see pictures), Ken Kesey, Neal Cassady

Freinds: The Greasers: Chris Johnson, Roger Stroede, me The psuedo-Greasers: Jermey Pope, Jon Fink The exes: Mike was here by exile as of sept. 14 1998, Brian Freel exiled 1998, Chewy moved away but he recently returned

The Pianist: me, Ryan H., Becky, Elliot, Angie, A.J. H., Rachel, A.J. W., Kate, Kelly, Amber, Laura, Beth, Cassandra, Jon


Useless Information About Me

favorite color: green

favorite foods: tacos, Pizza, Fettichi Alfredo, Equal, Pixi sticks

favorite classes: history, Math

least favorite class: spanish, english

favorite word: ointment

favorite day of the week: saturday

favorite animal: okapie

favorite fast food resturaunt: taco bell, K.F.C.

favorite quotes: You kill yourself to get to the grave. Especially you kill yourself to get to the grave before you even die, and the name of the grave is 'success', the name of the grave is hullaballoo boomboom horseshit- from vanity of dulouz by Jack Kerouac.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those who are in touch with it- Jane Wagner

Favorite Last Words: 64,928 - Neal Cassady

favorite room of a house: the closet