do not trip and fall like the guy in the picture. and while i'm on that subject do not do anything stupid that could get you killed. follow this advice and you will live much longer. Also avoid doing stupid stuff in front of large groups of people, unless you are a clown, then it is alright to do. If you still insist on doing stupid things do them often so no one notices after a while. also if you do stupid things svoid making sound while doing then this will only draw more attention to yourself making a strange face also draws attention. ALSO IF THIS ADVICE HARMS YOU IN ANY WAY DO NOT BLAME ME. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS PAGE IS FOR MY PERSONAL AMUSEMENT ONLY. i thank you for you time.

okay next lesson. this one is on how to make yourself seem smarter than you actually are. First memorise some big words, meanings can also be helpful, although not neccisary, or if you can't memorise very well then just make something up and try to keep a straight face. If people around you are having a conversation that you don't understand put you hand on your chin and rub it like you are thinking about what they are saying, next have a slight grin on your face and nod slightly. Once you get experienced at this you can add a "umm hmm" or the ever popular "yeah." be carefull not to rush into this. if you have not yet mastered the smile and nod do NOT attempt to add vocals with it. It will only confuse you and make you look silly. if you follow this simple advise you might appear to be smarter than you actually are.

now i will tell you the secret of life so that you can use it to your advantage. The secret of life is simply this: if you spend your life trying to figure out what the secret of life is you will have wasted your life. thus if you spend very little time wondering about the secret of life you will have a much better life. also do not believe everything you hear about how life started and so on, so forth. believe only what you know has the most truth and forget the other stuff thus leaving more room in your head for useful information. follow my advise and you will know that i am right.

this lesson deals with being happy with who you are, well sort of. The first step is to say what you feel not what people want you to, unless the situation is completly unappropriate. Also if you like something who gives a damn what other people say or think. it's your life. if they don't like it then they don't have to do it. Saying what you really think and acting how you really want to can bring about the best of freinds and the worst of enemies. but hey without the good and bad in life what fun would their be? once again i ask that you consult the last part of advice section #1.

i don't have a lesson #5 yet i ran out of ideas. E-mail me at equal_tsar@yahoo.com if you have any ideas.