One day Mrs. Rabasa went to have a talk with the minister at her
"Reverend," she said, " I have a problem-my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have and idea," said minister Jack. "Take this hatpin with you. I'll be able to tell when John is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg with the pin."
In church the following Sunday, John dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Kelly.
"Jesus!" cried John as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. McJunkin," said the minister.
Soon, John nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Kelly. "God!" cried out John as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again, Mr. McJunkin," said the minister, smiling and continuing his sermon.
Before long, John dozed off again. However, this time the minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Kelly mistook as signals to wake her husband again. She was just sticking her husband with the hatpin again when the minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
John shrieked, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!!!!
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