Who
in
the
world?
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbors will hear me.
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame shoelace is stuck in the door!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike.
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Virtue.
Virtue who?
Virtue get those wicked shoes?
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your pencil.
Your pencil who?
Your pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska only one more time to open the door!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed that's why I knocked!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I talked before I got my falsh teef!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver friends planned a surprise party for her but she didn't show up!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold in the winter.
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
Swarm in the summer.
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
Interu-
Moooooooooooooo!
- Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke, but I'm not laughing!
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