SeanTheConquerer: Hey KJ!
MastaJong2000: Hey buddy! Hows it goin?
SeanTheConquerer: Not bad, you?
MastaJong2000: Pretty good actually. What have you been up to? Hows college?
SeanTheConquerer: not bad
MastaJong2000: Cool. Hey, actually, Im taking an online survey, wanna take it?
SeanTheConquerer: Sure, go ahead and ask away.
MastaJong2000: Okay, whats your major?
SeanTheConquerer: Evil
MastaJong2000: Evil? Excellent. Good luck with that. What's your favorite hobby?
SeanTheConquerer: Eating babies
MastaJong2000: Wow. Okay... Do you have a pet?
SeanTheConquerer: Yes
MastaJong2000: What kind of pet is it?
SeanTheConquerer: A shark
MastaJong2000: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet.
SeanTheConquerer: It is, a hammerhead shark
MastaJong2000: That's it. It says here the celebrity you should date is... Johnny Depp!
SeanTheConquerer: Oh man! He is sooooo cute!
MastaJong2000: What do you wanna do now?
SeanTheConquerer: Just talk
MastaJong2000: lol! Whatever, Sean!
SeanTheConquerer: I am going to take over the world
MastaJong2000: Tell me more.
SeanTheConquerer: I am starting with Africa
MastaJong2000: Starting with Africa? How does it feel to be starting with Africa?
SeanTheConquerer: good, I guess. I mean I would rather have started with like Europe
MastaJong2000: That right?
SeanTheConquerer: yup
MastaJong2000: Why is that?
SeanTheConquerer: Less third world countries, wealthier. Lots of reasons. Are you married?
MastaJong2000: Are you kidding? Who am I going to marry? LMAO
SeanTheConquerer: Hey... I was just wondering if you knew anyone I could kidnap and hold for a ransom
MastaJong2000: Hmm... I don't know.
SeanTheConquerer: Oh. Okay
MastaJong2000: K.
SeanTheConquerer: Ever eat tai food?
MastaJong2000: What's it like to do that?
SeanTheConquerer: good, not as good as eating babies, but good
MastaJong2000: What do you mean, good not as good as eating babies but good?
SeanTheConquerer: I mean I would rather eat a baby
MastaJong2000: Why would you rather eat a baby?
SeanTheConquerer: They just taste better
MastaJong2000: Whatever...
SeanTheConquerer: My role model is Benito Mussolini
MastaJong2000: No kidding, huh?
SeanTheConquerer: Yeah, he's a great guy
MastaJong2000: I suppose he's a groovy guy.
SeanTheConquerer: Oh yeah! You don't know the half of it
MastaJong2000: That's just fascinating.
SeanTheConquerer: Right now I am about to host a tournament of the world's greatest free style fighters on my private island.
Like the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Only to the death
MastaJong2000: Free what?
SeanTheConquerer: free style, that means any style
SeanTheConquerer: Like kick boxing and kung fu and karate and just whatever
MastaJong2000: I did not know that.
SeanTheConquerer: It gets pretty crazy
MastaJong2000: I can imagine
SeanTheConquerer: Oh yeah. It's wild. You should come sometime
MastaJong2000: Is that so?
SeanTheConquerer: Yeah... my generals are calling me. I am late for a meeting. We're invading Russia soon
MastaJong2000: Amazing.
SeanTheConquerer: Try and hijack some nukes
MastaJong2000: I find its easier to try and grow your own.
SeanTheConquerer: talk to ya later
MastaJong2000: Bye Sean, it was good chatting with you.
SeanTheConquerer: Good talkin to you too Kimbo!