An Enterprise Captain named Kirk

Said, 'My phaser will no longer work.

I pull on the trigger,

My rage just gets bigger.

Our miracle worker's a burk!'

 

 

That bald-headed Captain Picard

Put Geordi La Forge under guard

When he lost Picard's locks

And his spare pair of jocks

When he plugged a warp core breach with lard.

 

 

A symbiont Trill, Curzon Dax,

Thought Benjamin Sisko was lax,

Letting Jadzia tell

Him he could go to hell

When he told her to pay double tax.

 

 

A High Kazon Maje, name of Cullah

Told Janeway his life would be fullah

If Voyager went

Back to Alpha Quadrant,

And he offered to get out and pullah!