My Poems

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THE COSMIC OWL

My Poems

HERE IS ONE OF MY POEMS, WHICH HAS BEEN PUBLISHED IN MY BOOK,

"SEX IN LATER LIFE"

I THINK I'LL COME BACK AS A CAT

When I return to live on this earth

I plan to become a dolphin at birth.

Such freedom, such joy! What else could I wish?

Yeah! A never-ending supply of fish!

Or maybe a better idea is a cat.

To laze in the sunshine - how about that?

To sleep on my own human's bed every night,

To pounce on the birds and watch them take flight.

To wander through life with never a care.

To precede my human into the best chair,

To sniff at the lips of the bullying man

After licking my bottom - just 'cos I can!

To know that they'll feed me the choicest of fish

And chicken and liver - whatever I wish,

With biscuits for crunch, and milk, and for sure,

Cat litter to scatter all over the floor.

I'll need a long coat of fur I can shed

All over the tablecloth, carpet and bed.

So when they discover a hair on their steak:

"Oh, give it the bloody cat, for God's sake!"

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