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I swear me face was scarlet as I staggered from the scene.
I'd caught me Mum and Dad at it - well, you know what I mean!
When you're a teen you don't think that your parents do it still,
'Cos after all they're forty-ish, and well over the hill.
Me father yelled, "Get out of here and shut the bloody door!
And if you walk in here again, you'll bloody get what for!"
Me mother dragged the doona up to hide me father's bum.
Usually quite a motor-mouth, she seemed to be struck dumb.
I tried to make me exit, with me feet glued to the floor.
I'd never come across me Mum and Dad like this before.
Yet I wasn't quite a stranger to this nauseating sight,
I'd caught me Dad and girlfriend at it just the other night.
But if you think that's shocking, I think it must be said
Last week I caught the milkman with me Mother in her bed.
And that's not all, 'cos yesterday I caught me brother Randall
Screwing with his girlfriend, and her best friend, what a scandal!
There must be something to it as it happens quite a bit,
But I don't fancy that at all, I'm never doing it
At least until I have a room that has a lock and key,
So if you want to perve a bit, you won't be catching me!
© Sandy Parkinson May 2007. Word count: 236
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