Ben took me to Maccas one evening,

We wanted a burger or three,

A cheeseburger, French fries or a Big Mac,

Hash browns and a coffee or tea.

Or how about one of their specials,

A burger with bacon and cheese.

Their new chicken dinner sounds tempting,

So maybe I'll have one of these.

And then I thought maybe an ice-cream,

Hmm, a sundae, a chocolate one,

But a fresh apple pie's always lovely,

Or perhaps I'll be full and want none.

But I just couldn't make a decision,

So I left all the choices to Ben.

"Surprise me," I said.  Surprise me he did.

We'll never go back there again!