In the bottom of the garden
Where Don Burke has never trod
Lies a patch of unexpected plants,
Truly a gift from God.

They may be legal one fine day,
As long as there's just two,
But if you have a few of them,
It's off to jail with you!

Your mother finds them lurking there,
And really blows her stack,
"You stupid moron!" she screams out,
And belts you round the back.

"The neighbours could have spotted them
Growing right up there,
And those two marijuana plants
Just aren't enough to share!"