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There are plenty of men so they tell me,
There are plenty of fish in the sea,
But with all of the fellers on board here,
Why ain't there a feller for me?
There are men in maroon like the Captain,
There are men dressed in gold (nice to see!).
There are hundreds of fellers on board here,
But there ain't a feller for me.
There are Vulcans and Humans and Klingons,
Cardassians too, sad to see,
Bajorans and even Ferengi,
But never a feller for me.
There are long ones and short ones and tall ones,
Some married, but most of them free,
But whether they're young or gone sixty,
There just ain't a feller for me.
Well, I thought that I'd chosen the right shape
But it's useless, as you plainly see,
Because all of the fellers want GIRLfriends,
And there ain't a feller for me!
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