The sky was darker now, and the thunder that had been only a distant growl an hour
ago had turned into a loud rumbling. It would be at least a couple of hours before
I reached The Pig and Whistle, the most remote inn in Yorkshire. The weather
had been cloudy but benign when I had left the warmth of the hostel at nine o'clock that morning to undertake the next stage
of my hiking holiday through England.
At
first the track had been fairly gentle and undemanding as I headed south along the shore of Malham Cove, an odd name for a
lake out in the middle of nowhere. Occasionally I would have to climb over a
stile to cross one of the dry stone walls common in this region. As I rounded
a huge cluster of boulders I could see a flickering of lightning away to my left. The gentle slopes, dotted with sheep, were
giving way to steeper, rock strewn hills that would challenge my stamina. Irrationally
I found myself wishing for a shelter, my mother, my teddy bear, anything!
The
next half-hour was hell, as the path not only zigzagged around boulders and the occasional marshy area, but seesawed up and
down across terrain that couldn't seem to make up its mind whether it was rising or falling.
The rumbling thunder had now escalated to frequent loud crashes, while the flickering lightning had approached to well
within scare range! These audible and visual delights were now accompanied by
large drops of rain, a prelude to a drenching downpour that had me casting around for some kind of shelter. I had unpacked a raincoat from my backpack at the first sign of rain, but the rain, as stubborn as anything
else in this northern county, soon found its way past my collar to trickle its merry way down the back of my neck.
Eventually
I spotted an overhanging boulder forming a shallow cave, offering some protection from the weather. The sky was so dark by now that the inside of this cave was hidden from me until I stumbled into its welcome
shelter, to be greeted by a very wet figure of a man huddled against the back wall. All I could see was the tip of a cold
red nose peeking from the confines of a large grey scarf, but as my eyes adjusted to the dim light within the cave I could
see that a matching grey beanie partially covered a thatch of straggly fair hair. A
pair of light blue eyes summed me up as we began to talk.
'Nice
weather for ducks!' he said, an old Yorkshire observation, which told me that he was much more local than I, and introduced
himself as Henry Barton. 'You making for t'Pig and Whistle?' he asked.
'Well,
I was,' I said ruefully, 'But I've got myself turned around in this muck, so I have no idea where I'm headed for now.'
'I've
travelled this way before,' he said, 'So I know which way to go as soon as this lets up.
Mind you, it's been a helluva long time, but it can't have altered that much.'
'I've
heard the beer at the Pig is worth the walk,' I observed, as I took a swig of lukewarm stewed tea from the old fashioned flask
he offered me.
'Allus
was good, right back as far as I can remember.'
I
thought his comment a little strange, as he didn't look much older than about 25. Maybe
the locals started on beer sooner than normal, in the absence of the law! We
found plenty to chat about during our wait for the weather to clear, as he was fascinated by Australia, and plied me with
questions about the place.
Eventually, the rain and the lightning stopped, the thunder retreated to its occasional far off growl,
and we left our shelter, stretching stiffly before hoisting our haversacks onto our backs and heading off down the slope. The going was treacherous, as the ground was slippery from the rain, and we had to
hold on to each other to avoid falling. Without Henry's assistance, I would have
been completely bushed, and would never have found the Pig and Whistle, whose windows emitted a welcome glow in the gloom. As we started down the last slope towards the front door of the pub, I changed my
mind about the beer, and decided that a large scotch would make a much better heart starter.
I reached the door first, and swung it open to feel the warmth flow outwards to greet me. I held the door open for Henry and stepped across the threshold.
Glancing back, I was surprised to see that Henry had not followed me. Making
my way back outside, I ignored the shouts from inside the bar to 'Put t'wood in t'hole!' and looked around in vain for my
companion. With a sudden chill that had little to do with the weather, I noticed
only one set of footprints in the mud leading to the door, mine!
Feeling somewhat faint, I tottered to the bar and tried to talk to the barman, but I could feel my mouth
opening and closing without any sound escaping. I must have looked very pale,
as he poured me a tot of whisky without me having to get my speech centre operating again, and pushed it across the bar to
me. I clasped it in a trembling hand and became aware of a few pairs of curious
eyes following my every move.
From the corner table came a cackle, and a toothless old bloke in a flat cap said, 'I reckon he's met old
Henry!'
'Old Henry?' I managed to
ask, as the whisky burnt its way down.
'That's right,' he cackled. 'He's still seeing lost hikers safe to t'pub, and he's been dead for t'past twenty
years! Got lost in a storm and died of exposure before anyone could find him. There he were, huddled up in a little cave under a boulder, stone cold dead and stiff
as a stump! I'd say tha'd be about t'fourth lost traveller he's brought in here
since then. I reckon tha's a real lucky bugger, lad!'