"Emergency, which service please?"

"Quick, get me the police, someone's breaking into my house!"

"Just a moment please."

"Hurry!"

"Good evening, you have reached Fremantle Police Station.  All our lines are busy at the moment, an operator will be with you as soon as possible."

"Oh God, no!  They've got the lock undone, hurry!"

"We apologise for the delay, your call will be attended to as soon as an operator is free."

"Help, help, oh God, can't anyone hear me?"

"We apologise for the delay, your call is important to us, and has been placed in a queue, please hold."

"Oh no, he's going to rape me!  Help!"

"We apologise for the delay, an operator will be with you shortly."

A wait, with music:  "It Won't Be Long" by the Beatles.

"We apologise for the delay, an operator will be with you shortly."

Another wait.  More music: "So Tired of Waiting For You" by the Kinks.

"We apologise for the delay, an operator will be with you shortly."

Yet another wait.  Still more music. "Something's Coming" from West Side Story.

"Fremantle Police Station, Constable Care speaking.  How can I help you?"

"Too late, I've just been raped, and as soon as we finish this cigarette, I'll get back to you!"