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I recently came across a brochure from a local university advertising it's new..

"CONTINUING EDUCATION    
               COURSES FOR WOMEN"

1. Silence, the Final Frontier:  Where No Woman Has Gone
Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

 

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New
Shoes Everyday

4. Parties:  Going Without New Outfits

5. Man Management:  Discover How Minor Household Chores Can
Wait Until After the Game

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
Cabinet Too

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His

8. Valuation:  Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .

9. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the
First

10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

11. Communication Skills III:  Getting What You Want,
Without Nagging

12. Driving a Car Safely:  A Skill You CAN Acquire

13. Party Etiquette:  Drinking Your Fair Share

14. Telephone Skills:  How to Hang Up

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking:  Reversing Into A Space

17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior:  Leaving the Towels
on the Floor

18. Water retention:  Fact or Fat

 

19. Cooking I:  Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
 

20. Cooking II:  Bran and Tofu are Not For Human

Consumption

21. Cooking III:  How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other
People

22. Compliments:  Accepting Them Gracefully

23. PMS:  Your Problem . . . Not His

24. Dancing:  Why Men Don't Like To

 

25. Sex - It's For Married Couples Too

26. Classic Clothing:  Wearing Outfits You Already Have

27. Household Dust:  A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only
Women Notice

28. Integrating Your Laundry:  Washing It All Together

29. Ballet:  For Women Only

30. Oil and Gas:  Your Car Needs Both

31. Learning to Go in Public Rest rooms

32. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges

33. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie

34. TV Remotes:  For Men Only

 

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