3diots - The Offensive Website

3diots - The Offensive Website

UPDATED: July 26, 2005

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Welcome idiots! This is the web page of the 3diots- The greatest punk band ever. Sorry, we dont play "emo" because bands that play that kind of music are pathetic faggots. Our genre is offensive garbage punk, we really are not that offensive,we just dont like Faggots, stupid people and faggots,and faggots too..If you dont like our webpage,we dont care. Go watch your stupid childish Star Wars and dress up like your favorite Jedi, you queer simpleton.

TOP 6 INSPIRATIONAL PAMPHLETS NG MGA BOBO

1. Da Vinci code

2. The Alchemist

3. The Notebook

4. Og Mandino Books

5. Harry Potter

6. Who moved my cheese

FUNNY PIC OF THE MONTH

Lawrence Badong

Do not wait!

Dominanteng Tanong

Sino ang Dominante, Lalake o Babae?

Lalake

Babae

Boys

Current Results

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YOU ARE A SIMPLETON IF:

you don’t like wrestling because it is fake

you purchase self help books such as A Purpose Driven Life and How to Win Friends and Influence People and POWER

you actually try to apply the concepts learned from these
books in your life

you enjoy movies with dazzling visual effects but a brainless plot (Matrix, Jumper)

you think videogames are for children

you immediately follow the latest trends

you watch CSI Lost and Heroes (no explanation needed)

you really believe that hard work will lead to success

you believe that your superior or professor is always right

you openly antagonize your superiors when they are in the wrong

So Are you a simpleton? Thats like having AIDS the gay cancer. Better kill yourself or slash your wrists like the emo faggots do.

WORDS OF WISDOM of the MONTH

"A good faggot, is a dead faggot"

QUOTES

5 stars

"DAPAT HIWAIN LAHAT NG TINGGIL NG MGA POKPOK!!!!!"

         - Anthony "main man" Chua

4 stars

"I don't lift weights because I am not GAY"

        - Jan "camote" Ong

1 star (1 star lang kasi ayaw ipalagay ang pangalan nya)

"ang solusyon sa pilipinas ay ilagay sa abandoned bldg ang mga MASA at pasabugin"

         - RVS

NEW FUNNY JOKES!!!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

- When she starts her sentence with "a man once told me..."

Why do men fart more than women?

- Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a woman?

- they are both said to be intelligent but no one can prove it

Why can't a woman be both attractive and intelligent?

- because that would make her a man

How do you know that a woman is lying?

- her lips are moving

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

- 45 lbs

Funny religion of the month

IS***!!!

3diots - offensive garbage punk