Welcome to Sandopolis!
NEW LOCATION! http://emperor_cartagia.tripod.com
Thanks to Crazy Chameleon and Lectran for making those banners for me!
Hidden Deep in the Trackless, Scorching Desert of the Historic Floating Island, the Pyramids of Sandopolis Are an Absolute MUST-See for ANY Discriminating Traveller!
Hello, my name is Charmy, and welcome to the Floating Island! Phew, is it HOT around here! Normally, Knuckles would be your host of course, being the Guardian and owner of the Island. However, due to the fact that Mighty and I lost a bet...I mean...were LUCKY enough to get the posts of Floating Island Tour Guides, we will be leading you through the wonderous, majestic, sweeping, historic ruins of the very oldest city on--or, in this case, ABOVE--Mobius: Sandopolis. We are so terribly sorry that the ruins themselves are currently off-limits, but in the meantime, would you care to join us at the No-Longer Hidden Palace for a spot of tea? Careful! Don't get your feet on the antique furniture, Knuckles HATES stains!
Yeah, right, Charmy, THAT'LL work.
I think the heat's gotten to your brain or something. What kind of a salesman are you? With an introduction like that, you'll put all our visitors to SLEEP! Hey, guys, Mighty T. Armadillo here, and I know why you came here, right? You don't wanna fool around, you want ACTION. Well, I got some for ya. Just come right this way. And don't mind this annoying little stinger here.
I respectfully suggest that you watch it, SIR, else my "annoying little stinger" meet your backside!
I'd like to see you TRY that, what with my SHELL in the way!
Fine, then I'll just go for your ugly FACE! A large red welt or two might actually IMPROVE your homely countenance!
WHAM!! BANG!! CRASH!! THUD!! SLAM!!
"OUCH! HEEEEEYYYY!!"
"MOMMEEEEEE!!!"
Sigh...this is the AUTHOR of this page speaking, Chaos Theory T. Echidna. I apologise for my two hosts, I never would have hired them if I knew they were such a couple of whiny brat hatchlings! It's like they say, if you want something done right you'll have to do it yourself, grumble grumble grumble...
So, without further ado, even though we can't give you a tour of the ruins right now, we DO have a library you might enjoy browsing through. Pick your subject as you please, and do be careful with these ancient books--the pages might crack easily. I am sorry to say, you'll have to look for what you want yourself; Mighty and Charmy have both met with unfortunate....erm...."accidents"...
ACCIDENT my stripes! You bent my left wing, you erratic echidna!! I won't be able to fly for a month! I'll SUE, I will!
I notice you still have ONE wing left...for NOW...
...........
At any rate, enjoy the Library!
Site Last
UPDATED
May 18, 2002.
And now for the actual Library itself. Please choose your destination:
The Floating Island
Mobius
The Sonic Universe in General
Fan-Made Stuff
--Fanfics, Fan Artwork, Poetry, Characters, and More...
Humour
Vector's Music Shack
Sonic Game, Cartoon, and Comic-Book Reviews
Essays and Editorials
Sandopolis Interactive
--HTML Choose Your Own Adventures and the Message Board.
The Obligatory "About Me" Page
Submit Your OWN Stuff
The Station Square Terminal (Sonic Links)
The Interdimensional Vortex (Non-Sonic Links)
This site is absofragginglutely GUARANTEED to be Java, Shockwave, Quicktime, and generally plug-in FREE, so that those of you who are using older and/or wimpier browsers can "juice" straight through it like everybody else! It was started on a Webtv, so I know your pain, if you have one of those....those...THINGS...!
ANNOUNCEMENT!!
The Survey portion of this site is temporarily being shut down due to lack of interest (and votes). It may be back up again later, if I think of a good enough question. Stay tuned.
Want to link to my site? Use one of the following banners! Thanks to "Oodles" for making them for me. Yeah, I know this page has enough graphics on it already, but these are ALL so good, I just couldn't choose!
As you can see, Sonic is getting rather impatient for someone to sign my guestbook! Won't you sign it and make him a happy hedgehog?
Or, you can be a rotten badnik party pooper and just read it without signing it...
Read
my guestbook.
Sign
my guestbook.
Have an opinion, comment, suggestion, bribe, or piece of advice you'd like to share? Then by all means,
E-MAIL ME!
But bear in mind, I have a right to MY opinions, too. Compliments will be highly welcomed; flames will be thrown into the wastebasket while I laugh maniacally and dance around naked.
curious Mobian tourists have visited the pyramids since May 16, 1999, but they were all killed horribly when the giant Sphinx-Bot squished them underneath its paws...
WHOO-HOO!! We have passed the big 10,000! In fact...we passed _11,000_ without my noticing! But I don't know who the lucky 10,000th or 11,000th visitors were. If either of them was YOU, then
e-mail me
and let me know!
Next up--12,000! If it happens to be you,
e-mail me
OR say so on my message board, or even my guestbook if that floats your boat, and I will put your name up on the page.
WHO will be the 12,000th victim--erm, I mean, uh...visitor? Only time will tell...BWAHAHAH!!!
We hope you enjoyed this page! Please come back soon, and remember to stay "way past cool!" (hard to do, in a desert...)
WARNING: BORING LEGAL STUFF AHEAD. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS (A) YOU ARE A LAWYER WORKING FOR SEGA, OR (B) YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO:
Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox, Mobius, the Floating Island, the Chaotix, the Freedom Fighters, and all other characters, places, objects and indicia are all ©Sega Enterprises, Inc. @1991-the present and are being used by the creator of this page STRICTLY for her own personal entertainment and hopefully that of her visitors as well. No profit is being made from this page, the author made it by the sweat of her own two front paws just for the sheer joy of it, so please don't sue me or nothin'.
No bees, armadillos, or tourists were actually harmed in the making of this page.
Well...ALMOST none...
This page is protected by our patron Sailor Senshi, "Sailor Chaos"! I "adopted" her from a very nice site, whose link is now unfortunately dead.
You see, the person who makes these pictures will do CUSTOM "Sailors" for you--not the normal ones--and what _better_ patron saint for a Sonic the Hedgehog site than a spirit of CHAOS, after all? Hee hee...
"I HATE it when that happens!"
--Knuckles the Echidna