Ode to Wufeisucks


Ah, the poor bastards at Wufeisucks crack me up all the time. We at Gundam_Sux sent them fake e-mails telling them to attack our site, which of course they jumped at like demonically possessed rodents on a quest for desperately needed attention. Their attempt to "review" our site mainly consists of swearing a lot and getting pissed off at the 1024 x 768 resolution. Not to mention contradicting themselves countless times. We had been waiting a long time for them to post their "critique", but unfortunately it wasn't up to my expectations. I have to admit that it just wasn't funny enough. I was expecting more from the people who brought us such wonderful classics as the monotonous deathmatch between Wufei and Tuxedo Mask. Or who can forget the picture section full of brainless cross dressing Wufei pix obviously made after ingesting hallucinogens and randomly clicking on Microsoft Paintbrush. Ohh, look look! they gave Wufei pink hair! AHAHAHAHAHA! *sniff, I could have laughed for hours at those pictures which take more time to load than our entire site does, but then I remembered I had more entertaining things to do like watching Bamboo grow or burning myself with a flaming hot branding iron. For all of the good laughs and tears Wufeisucks has brought us we felt compelled to return the favor by bashing...whoops, I mean, uh, extolling the great and momentous achievements of their aimless yet brash site. They don't just walk into walls, they run right smack into them at full speed.

A Brief History
The Review of Wufeisucks
The Hypocrisy of it All
A Parody of Wufeisucks
Warning: This contains coarse language