The Duo Maxwell Datasheet
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NAME: Duo Maxwell
MOBILE SUIT: Deathscythe-Hell
ETHNICITY: Good ole' US of A
HEIGHT: 5'1"
WEIGHT: 94 lbs
EYES: Brown
TURN-ONS: making wisecracks, flipping his ponytail, doing
"odd" things with Heero
TURN-OFFS: having his mobile suit blown up, getting called the
bad guy, no one laughing at his jokes which only
make sense in the Japanese version
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Duo is possibly the best character on the show. He at least doesn't seem to be evil as he fights, just reckless. As the comic relief on a cartoon which desperately wants to be a drama, Duo has a lot of brooding, depressed characters to cancel out with his gay optimistic personality. Now as for his "questionable" acts with Heero (see picture's page), this just scares me! What would drive two fifteen year old boys to cling to each other so much? I'm sorry Relena, but it seems that slut Duo stole your man! Hopefully it's just drugs. The acid gets to Duo like a bitch. With an identity crisis worse than that of Dennis Rodman, Duo fights as one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. The only thing worse than fighting Oz? Having to braid that hair! That has got to be a pain in the ass! Yet for all of his faults, Duo is the best of the G-boys. Although that ain't much of a compliment considering how screwed up the rest of them are. Wouldn't you feel great if you were slightly better than a psycho, two depressed guys, and a rich snot? It works wonders for the self-esteem.
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