The Quatre Raberba Winner Datasheet
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NAME: Quatre Raberba Winner
MOBILE SUIT: SandRock
ETHNICITY: Just a gay Arabian Knight
HEIGHT: 5' 2''
WEIGHT: 45 kg (ain't the metric system a bitch?)
EYES: Baby blue (turns purple if you smack him reeeeal hard)
FAVORITE MOVIE: Boys Don't Cry
TURN-ONS: Treize, Heero, Duo, Chang, Trowa, Zechs, clowns, his 29
sisters, drugging the Gundam pilots during their
weekly tea parties
TURN-OFFS: Women
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Ah, Quatre. If there were but one word to describe you it would be probably be, uh, "frolicsome." Born into a rich family, Quatre is the most sexually confused member of the Gundam team. After watching his father get it on with every broad that resides in Colony L4 (29 sisters!), it isn't a wonder that he turned his
comforts to men. He is especially fond of Trowa Barton; he must have a thing for clowns. Of course, this is only natural. Quatre shares a distant relationship with his father and thus fills this need with another "special" guy. Suffice to say, Quatre would amount to exactly jack shit without his papa's wealth. My guess is that he
would live in a box under the overpass, selling his kidneys for scotch money. He is probably the type of guy that would show up in a gay bar during ladies' night.
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