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	The Trowa Barton Datasheet NAME: Trowa Barton MOBILE SUIT: Heavy Arms (actually, an Optimus Prime toy he stole from Wal-Mart) ETHNICITY: Clown HEIGHT: 5'3" WEIGHT: 99 lbs EYES: They are as varied as the multiple contacts he carries TURN-ONS: Lions and Tigers and Bears (oh my!), knives thrown at him, Krusty the Clown TURN-OFFS: Getting shot by Quatre, losing his memory, not having enough hair gel, Duo stealing his make-up Clown from Outer space!!!! Oh no run for your lives!! His hair is permanently gelled in place and he has a vocabulary inferior to that of a five year old. His leader is known only as "Manager". With emotions rivaling that of Keanu Reeves, Trowa is the hero in baggy clown pants. Wait a minute, he isn't even a good clown! He would bore kids to death with his monotone voice which puts Al Gore to shame. When this guy was young, he overdosed on Ritalin. Hell, his body secretes the stuff! But having the bearded lady for a mom would mess anyone up. --diegundamdie
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