"it's all over"
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brayings!
und
wilkommen to
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the
"dirty!,
dirty!, dirty!"
issue
we've
decided to up the ante here at Pretty Lady
after
taking advice from various 'sexperts' we've adopted the modicum
und,
in a salacious
bid to garner more hits, we've decided to proffer forth various provocative
delights
including
this free
*pretty
lady print-it-yourself pin-up!*
click
on the picture to... enlarge it
then
cut it out carefully
und
affix to your wall
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what's
throbbing news-wise this week here at
Pretty
Lady?
firstly
some exciting news for all residing in Manchester:
there
is to be an IN THE FLESH appearance by our beloved icon at
Band
On the Wall
to
promote 'Switchflicker'
a
project involving the release of several 7" vinyl recordings of avant garde
performers doing their thing...
for
example:'The Queen Sucks Nazi Cock'by Chloe Poems
details
of said happening:
FRI
14 APRIL 8.00
among
other superstars of the avant garde present shall be
Chloe
Poems und Rosie Lugosi.
Band
on the Wall nestles at
25
SWAN STREET,
NORTHERN
QUARTER,
MANCHESTER
M4
5JQ.
Tel.
0161 832 6625.
Internet:
www.bandonthewall.com
many
dankes to the very bedazzling
GARY
for
the informasssssion
we
have tried contacting Band on the Wall re: this extravaganza... but have
heard nothing as yet
(boo
hiss)
arousing
answers:
we
have had a number of people questioning us, both via e-mail und tearing
at our overthings in the street
BEGGING
to know the identity of those responsible for some of the musicular accompaniments
featured in
"The
Divine David Heals"
the
theme tune was provided by a certain
Brezel
Goring
und,
thanks to the bedazzling, avidly researching, wealth-of-pop-informasssion-at-his-fingertips-esque
MARK
we
can relate that the musical accompanyment to our icon's old peoples home
strip was
"Follow
Me"
by
'is she, isn't she?' songstress
Amanda
Lear
(see
links
page for jettison buttons for both artistes)
lusty
link-a-matique
und
they are not the only new links... oooohhhh no
the
FRESH
PRODUCE page has become a wanton delight of fullness, we think you'll
have to agree
steamy
snippets:
we
have a number (FOUR in all, oh yes) of magazine clippings in the
Coffee
Time Snippets area of
Obsessive
Compulsive
(sectsion
6)
tres
laberinthine
raunchy
review:
we
have a review of
The
Divine David's Present,
taken
from Time Out, languishing in the media
sectssssion
click here, if you dare for our 'sexsational' finale
Phew!
quite a lot to get your mouth around this time
it's
been fun hasn't it?
pop
back soon...
brayings!
und
wilkommen to
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the
"where's
all the glamour
gone
out of arson?"
issue
let's face it... arson, while oft fun, CAN be a needlessly unstylish affair...
witness
the
muddy cargo pants,
the
over-use of khaki,
the
bodywarmers,
the
bobble hats
und
the
fingerless gloves
not a very vibrant image for 20th century terrorism
why not pep it up a little?
perhaps
stitch a few beads around the eye/mouth holes of your balaklava,
maybe
pop a wig on over said item?
high
heels are always a welcome alternative to DM's,
carry
a few sparklers,
an
old Pink Lady bottle as opposed to the ubiquitous milk bottle for the molotov
cocktail...
und
when it comes to the necessary equipment, whilst any old petroleum spirit
will do, the only matches this season's discerning arsonist will be using
are these...
as
designed by none other than everybody's favourite avant guardian angel
Jay
Cloth
und
available exclusively at
The
Divine David's PRESENT
where
you can witness the most scorching of icons
IN
THE FLESH
this
Friday
(the
24th)
at
the Vauxhall Tavern, Londres
(click
here
for further informasssion)
(not
to mention razzle dazzle)
*****
we
have further PRESENT imagery available for perusal in the
Obsessive
Compulsive section
look
under
fabulous
showbusiness advertorials
sectssssion
two
(yes
it IS complex, but well worth it)
for
glimpses at flyers und sundry other oddments
our
finale
this week comes in the form
of
that bedazzling matchbook artwork
it
couldn't really be anything else
myriad
"danke"s to the gorgeous Simon of Duckie notoriety
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seeing as nassssional no-smoking day has just been und gone
(this past Wednesday the 8th)
what else could this be but the
"i could kill for a cigarette, me"
issue
und what addictive delights have we to fill your lungs with this week?
the
angelic
a0d
has
sent us some poetry for our
postbag
we
have a glossy new clippette regarding our glorious icon in the
coffee
time snippets (sect5) area of
obsessive
compulsive
we
also thought it might be rather fun to pop up a little
"our
smoking icon"
supplement
und
we present another informative
finale
(they
really are becoming little niches for learning aren't they?)
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yes,
that's right!
it's
the
alsatians
dressed as nuns
issue!
not
a lot of news this week
so
let's just concentrate on the more promising items...
firstly
let us immerse you all in a vast
Pretty
Lady
Danke...
we're
off for a little cry now
that's
beautiful
we've
recieved some rather delicious news from the ever gorgeous Lucian at World
of Wonder...
not
only have they completed their website revampage
but
you can now
PURCHASE
"The
Divine David Presents"
on
weeeedio!
isn't
that lovely?
all
informasssion is available at the all new, all singing, all dancing
World
Of Wonder site
(details
of which can be found in
the
Wonderful World of World of Wonder
area
of this site!
this
weeks finale
"a
healing place"