What Makes a Mullet

What makes a mullet? Mullets are made of a pure hatred to ones hair. It consists of a semi-crew cut in the front and top and then a total non-grooming of the back. When you see it your first instinct is to think they couldn’t afford a whole hair cut that would explain why only the top of there head got a hair cut. However many mullets spend a lot of time making sure that the plumage of there mullet is just as trim and proper as the top.

Sometimes people even try to incorporate different styles into there mullet. They rudely take the current style and put there own spin on it. For instance Mrs. Brady from the Brady bunch. She had what was a common hairstyle on top but then changed her mind half way through getting it. Even though it does look good on her, it's still unacceptable.

One style that the mullet took on was "the perm". During the 1980's the mullet got permed. Men and women all around the country went to there nearest hair saloon to get there mullet perm. It was all the rage back then; only the cool people got there mullets permed. Then the permed look started to fade away, just like all the mullet types before it

Another excuse for the mullet would be to keep the back of your neck warm. Up here in Wisconsin the winters get pretty cold and sometimes you need to have a little extra warmth. However put aside all the nonsense the mullet is still worst haircut know to man.

There are many different styles of mullet within the species. Saying that there is only one type of dog is like saying there is only one type of mullet out there. In all reality there are numerous different types of mullets See different styles of mullets and what they're made of.