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Okay first things first, embarrassing thing about me...
One day I was dared to moon and flash out my window so I did then when I turned too look out side I saw my band teacher and her boyfriend smoking on the front porch of their new house....they moved in right behind my house hahahahaha horrible moment!

Random Randomness

Random Danderness
-6b9ed
-Man, that was rate
-Turn right....NO LEFT!
-Melissa, I want to drive your bike when we get home because it's soo big and it would be soo fun!
-I got laid!!!!!!!!!!, I wanna see you naked in the raw, I'm taking off your bra, wazzup ya'll, I wanna see yo panties hit the floo, leave 'em at the door, you cant move slow
-Post it notes!!!!!!
-Magazine letters!
-James, he is a new friend...at first,...he thought me, Lissa and Tim were creepy stalkers!! Now he just thinks I am a creep:D
-Walk in to Wendy's Tim Hortins 'Why are we here?' 'I donno' 'Let's go to Tim Horton's on bowen' 'OKAY'-Walks out of Tim hortons!
-So constipated!!!!!
-Single girls parties make my world wild!
-Thought we'd save a little time here, but whatever!
-You are a strawberry tart with custard aka u r a SCOTT
-She's sucha liet!
-Talk 1...talk too...talk 3
-Sore? Why? 69!
-SCOTTch tape, and ma-SCOTT! haha ya Lissa!He'SCOTT me!
-Me and Lissa are having a baby!
-I am having 4 babies! TB's, Alex's, Dans(but his is dieing), and I forget the other father....
-CONDOM JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!! YA ELLITO!
-I am a princess awww!
-However is only a fancy butt!!!!!!!!
-I have TB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-COFFEE AND DRIVING DON'T MIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah Hyper lissa?
-Let's stalk Tim! okay!!!! hahha!
-Boo ya for special knife at Tim Hortins!
-YOu should have gone to Walmart!
-Wanna be Losers
-I like Smores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want some more Smores!!!!
-I love Single girl parties!!!!!!
-Then why is this letter addressed to David and GOLIATH!
-Everybody eats berries!
-Extra Cheese!
-No you don't got it,.....Get it!!!!!!!!!!
-Help me help you help me help YOU!
-Looked at any picture kiara!?
-CLICKY PENCILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-luke....... I am ur ........MOTHER!
-Touch your tongue to mine....why? ....jus because...but why? ....oh just NEVERMIND!
-easy access;)
-i enjoy climbing people....
-Oh you wanna know what we wanna know that we know she knows right?
-penis-from shane
-Macarana(sp?)
-Katlyn! ahhh something touched my butt! Can you run and get me toilette paper?
-FAMILY CHANGE ROOMS KIARA;)
-Showers are better than change rooms!
-Im shawns hotstuff
-Brians lil virgin friend!
-Sex me quick!
-New Years was soo much fun! cept I still cant swallow or drink anything to this day haha!
-MMMMMMMMM Yuck!
-8 1/2-eww lol
-Whered.....he go!
-what a beautifull ship!
-Twinky Nerds...aka Pink Nerds!
-Probably!
-Amenisia Daja vous moment! aka major blonde moment!
-BILLY! BOB! JOEY! THE CONSTABLES! JOHNNYS!!!!
-yay go to wear its @-! lol!
-Nerd Parties rule!
-bah!
-Timmy Hoes!!! yay! lol!
-You stole the thought right out of my words!-haha Katlyn remember that one!!!!:P:) haha!
-Random Spoon-biong
-Katlyns walls talk dirty and I enjoy carrying on a conversation with them:P but Melissas walls tell me to tell her to get changed in the bathroom, and Kiaras posters on her walls tell her to do the same:)
-Spiderman.....one the man I will forever love haha!
-Johnny wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I see a whale...I believe in God!
-I will not idol a muffin!
-Im not a muffin Ive got a face!
-MY MUFFIN!-Jesse haha!:P:)
-Im not flirting Im just being friendly! lol!-heather!
-Lets all get together and stalk trees;) haha
-Once upon a time, we were in youth group and a tree raped Sea of Saw, but I guess it wasnt rape because she wanted it, and well...you cant rape the willing!:D
-I need 30 volunteer hours...hmmm lets see, well I COULD be friends with Kiara for 30 hours...hmm no thats toooo much work! haha jk kawra! lol:P:)
-Kiaras blonder than an albino(sp?) haha:P:)
-Oh dear, I miss my death comics:( lol! haha!:D
-I will dance I will sing! haha good song:D
-Carribean dancing:D!!!!
-Whats new pussy cat woah woah wooooah
-Pretty! haha:P
-Borg loves Nos 4A2 and Billy loves Joey, but Joey wants to date a christian and Billy doesnt know if he wants to become a christian but billy also loves bob which creates great controversay, and then theres the constables in which only come out in tim hortins and the little Johnnys who are just playfull lil guys, oh ya all these guys live in our hands! haha!
-Boys do do dodo dodododo do dodo! LOL
-Sea of Saw and Smandi go on dates to Departure bay beach and walk along the beach but only after we get ice cream from Sprinkles!hehe!
-LA NI!!!!!!!!!!!mrrmrmrmr
-Kill banana, I ate peices of Banana like you for breakfast!!
-Do not I repeat do not ever give Smandi Doctor Pepper!:P
-Follow the light!
-Its five in the morning and Im wiiiiiiide awake!
-Ewwwys that foamy stuff on our coffees on the ferry to Missions fest Kawra  lol those were narsty!!!!LOL:P
-King Mau=awesum game:P:)
-KIARA IS A GAY STALKER WHO RAPES GOATS!
-I saw nothing....I saw everything......:)
-strange walks
-mine and kiaras hand clappin crappy thing ! haha!
-PANHANDLING IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT!:o LOL!
-by god what are you doing to the furniture?!!
-daddy theres a monstar under my bed, can I have a glass of water?
-whats wrong with that water, it tastes old!
 
etc...more to come!

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