Martin had had a
long day at work and was glad to finally come home to feed his rabbit, Stewy. The rabbit was a dwarf long-hair that
had orange and black fur. It sat in its little cage in the living room. Martin loved his rabbit, and made sure
to spoil it rotten. The only problem with that was the rabbit had a bad attitude whenever it didn't get what it wanted.
As previously stated,
this day had been particularly hard on Martin, so when he came home from a long day of work at the toilet paper factory, he
was ready to flop infront of the TV and watch "Friends."
As he stepped into
the house, his spoiled rabbit hopped about in his cage, wailing for a treat. Martin passed the cage without a word.
The rabbit stilled and watched him pass.
Martin sat down
and flipped on the TV. Stewy became angry and started to pull at the cage door until it opened. He hopped out
and hopped up to his master, hiffing at his foot. Martin ignored the ball of fuzz, so Stewy hopped into his lap and
hiffed again.
When Stewy didn't
get a reaction, he was so upset that he attacked and killed Martin by biting deep into his neck . Afterwards,
Stewy hopped back to his cage, closed the door and munched on his letuce. The police described the scene as "something
out of a Monty Python movie."