Bionic Will (declaration) made this ____ day of ______________, 2005. I, John J Doolittle, being of sound mind, willfully and voluntarily make known my desires that my dying shall not be artificially prolonged under the circumstances set forth below, do hereby declare:

If at any time I should have a terminal condition, become in a coma with no reasonable expectation of regaining consciousness, or become in a persistent vegetative state with no reasonable expectation of regaining significant cognitive function, as defined in and established in accordance with the procedures set forth in paragraphs (2), (9), and (13) of Code Section 31-32-2 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, I direct that life prolonging procedures to my body be withheld or withdrawn when the application of such procedures would serve only to prolong artificially the process of dying, and that I be permitted to die naturally with only the administration of medication or the performance of any medical procedure deemed necessary to provide me with comfort care or to alleviate pain.

Medical procedures in this instance shall include but not be limited to

• The invocation of the Dark Lord Satan or any of his minions to super- or preternaturally recall my soul from Hades, Hell, or any and all spiritual limbo(s) for the purpose of extending my own or anyone else’s power to control other people, forces of nature, time or destiny,
• The use of experimental drugs, unknown substances found in meteors, radioactivity, magic or other dark forces, or the installation of man-made technology to increase my strength, speed, or other heretofore unknown inhuman abilities, including personal flight, bursting into flames, or or invulnerability to harm, in the instance that the use of these procedures shall obligate me to the service of the U.S or any other government, secret society, international cabal, or any other organization capable of supporting me shall be null and void, with the following exceptions:
  • Any agreement that guarantees me quid pro quo, personal liberties and freedoms as guaranteed by the U.S Constitution, or
  • Alien or future technology that would allow me absolute power over every living being in the entire universe
• The use or application of any technology, magic spell, or scientific device that would most likely result in my having to wander from town to town while the world believes I’m dead, traveling through different historical periods trying to preserve the known timeline, or finish out my natural life in a parallel dimension or alternate reality, with the exception being that in said alternate reality I will be regarded as a pagan god.

In the absence of my ability to give directions regarding the use of such life-sustaining procedures, it is my intention that this declaration shall be honored by my family and physician(s) as the final expression of my legal right to refuse medical or surgical treatment and accept the consequences from such refusal.

I understand that I may revoke this living will at any time.

Signed on this ______ day of _______________, 2005, in the City of Rock City, County of Harlan, State of Georgia.

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John J Doolittle

I hereby witness this living will and attest that: John J Doolittle is personally known to me and voluntarily signed this writing in my presence. I believe the declarant to be at least 18 years of age. I am at least 18 years of age. I did not sign the declarant's signature above for or at the direction of the declarant. I am not related to the declarant by blood or marriage, and to the best of my knowledge am not entitled to any portion of the estate of the declarant according to the laws of intestate succession or under any will of declarant or codicil thereto, or directly financially responsible for declarant's medical care, and I have no present or inchoate claim against any portion of the estate of declarant. I am not the attending physician, and I am not an employee of a hospital, skilled nursing facility, or other health care facility in which the declarant is a patient.

First Witness:

______________________________, residing at ______________________________
(Signature Above)
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Second Witness:

______________________________, residing at _____________________________
(Signature Above)
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