December 27, 2011
December 24, 2011
December 11, 2008
December 10, 2008
December 9, 2008
December 1, 2008
November 26, 2008
November 21, 2008
July 25, 2008
July 24, 2008
July 12, 2008
July 10, 2008
June 20, 2008
May 7, 2008
May 6, 2008
April 29, 2008
April 28, 2008
April 25, 2008
April 23, 2008
April 13, 2008
April 2, 2008
April 1, 2008
March 28, 2008
March 25, 2008
March 24, 2008
March 21, 2008
March 18, 2008
March 17, 2008
March 6, 2008
February 17, 2008
Feb 12, 2008
Feb 2, 2008
January 30, 2008
January 23, 2008
January 7, 2008
January 1, 2008
I watched every single episode of Joan of Arcadia and I wrote down every single thing that God said to Joan
December 3, 2007
November 28, 2007
November 23, 2007
November 19, 2007
November 15, 2007
A picture of a freakin' awesome egg here
November 12, 2007
November 11, 2007
November 10, 2007
A few internet dating observations here
November 6, 2007
November 5, 2007
November 3, 2007
November 2, 2007
October 30, 2007
October 27, 2007
Some new pics from Rosalie here
October 23, 2007
September 17, 2007
September 13, 2007
September 12, 2007
September 11, 2007
July 12, 2007
June 23, 2007
June 11, 2007
June 3, 2007
May 25, 2007
May 21, 2007
May 18, 2007
May 13, 2007
May 11, 2007
May 9, 2007
May 5, 2007
May 2, 2007
I told my friend Rosalie that I loved her brain, and I made this picture for her as kind of a demented Valentine.
May 1, 2007
March 30, 2007
March 11, 2007
March 3, 2007
February 25, 2007
February 22, 2007
February 20, 2007
February 19, 2007
February 18, 2007
February 10, 2007
A new Rejection Letter that is actually a series of communications with someone who the internet thinks is a potential life-mate for me...go figure.
February 4, 2007
February 1, 2007
January 31, 2007
Catching up today: I added a picture of the hot stalker chick from that one episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent
here. That episode was on today and so I looked up the episode description on TVGuide.com and found out the actresses name, and
then googled her and downloaded an image from nerowolfe.com and posted it here. OK, so she's not all that hot. But I still
wouldn't mind her stalking me.
I added an email from a skeptical reader here
I added another email from a supportive reader here
January 26, 2007
January 25, 2007
January 24, 2006
January 23, 2007
January 20, 2007
January 15, 2007
January 11, 2007
January 7, 2007
January 4, 2007
January 2, 2007
I added one new Rejection Letter (it's the one dated October 31, something today reminded me of it)...
December 31, 2006
December 30, 3006
December 26, 2006
December 25, 2006
You've probably never given much thought to The Trees In Narnia. But that's ok, that's what I'm here for.
December 24, 2006
December 23, 2006
Random Bits At Christmas Time, including some synergy on Nazi Bunnies, and emails about Danish Christmas Traditions and further evidence that Europeans
are all insane.
I added a generic episode of Little House On The Prairie to my list of Generic Things
December 22, 2006
December 21, 2006
December 18, 2006
December 16, 2006
December 11, 2006
A gay dude wrote me an email saying that since I say I'm not gay then that means that I am, but I think it's a case of a gay person either wishing
I was gay or just thinking that everyone is secretly gay, and if maybe that means since he says that he's not a conservative
evangelical fundamentalist Christian, then maybe he secretly is? I am way past caring about any of this. It was a stupid entry,
folks, get over it.
December 10, 2006
If I was to make a list of all the cool Canadian things, I know that at the very top of my list would be my friend Adrienne,
who is simply the awesomest person in the entire universe. And it's her birthday, and today is six years to the day since
we first met in a chatroom! I feel so special, and not in the way that means retarded.
After Adrienne on my list of cool Canadian things, of course, would be Deidre and then it would have to be a tie between
Geddy Lee, the superhero Wolverine, and bacon.
December 9, 2006
Also, I was looking at my page of Random Things That Are Really Really Awesome and I had to take the show Gilmore Girls off of it because I liked that show a lot when I used to drink all
the time, but now that I'm sober I realize how much it totally sucks even though I still watch it every week. I also added four
items to it.
December 8, 2006
A short coversation with Beth here
December 7, 2006
December 6, 2006
Two New Funny Things I've Said...Technically, I know the thing with Dierdre sounds mean but it was really funny as we were just teasing each other
December 4, 2006
One new entry all about Mooses
December 1, 2006
A new picture of Lisa here
November 23, 2006
November 18, 2006
November 9, 2006
November 7, 2006
I posted some conversations with Rosalie
October 29, 2006
October 20, 2006
October 7, 2006
October 5, 2006
September 30, 2006
I wrote this all out several weeks ago, but it's taken me a long time to type it out because.....well, I kind of have
a life now. Anyway, here are my final reasons Why The Show 24 Is Awesome
September 25, 2006
September 15, 2006
September 13, 2006
August 28, 2006
August 13, 2006
August 8, 2006
Also an email from my friend Rae.
August 6, 2006
July 30, 2006
July 23, 2006
My friend Lisa sent me a letter that I posted right here
July 17, 2006
I got a new email about Aquaman from some kid named Mason.
July 10, 2006
July 8, 2006
July 7, 2006
June 30, 2006
I got an email from my new friend Eden.
June 22, 2006
June 16, 2006
June 10, 2006
June 4, 2006
June 3, 2006
May 28, 2006
May 26, 2006
May 23, 2006
May 18, 2006
May 14, 2006
May 13, 2006
May 9, 2006
May 5, 2006
May 4, 2006
April 30, 2006
I also posted an old email I got questioning whether or not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee was a real person. He was.
Also, I started adding links to the bottom of each entry, so you can link directly to the previous entry and the next
entry, maybe this will make navigating the site easier.
April 29, 2006
April 28, 2006
April 24, 2006
It's not funny, but if any of you are interested in seeing pictures of the North Georgia mountains, you can view them
here.
April 23, 2006
April 21, 2006
April 20, 2006
April 19, 2006
April 16, 2006
I know its been a while since I updated anything here, but the good news is that I was cleaning up my hard drive and
I found a bunch of old stuff to post here....
One email from someone I didn't understand, and one from Rosalie that's a picture of ham,
April 3, 2006
March 31, 2006
I got a new job in customer service at a furniture company where my friend Tara works, and today we went out to a Chinese
restaurant for lunch and I ate eel for the first time, which I am adding to my list even though Tara says that it's a fish and if she's right then I shouldn't
add it because I already have fish on my list.
I did just add "fish" as a general item to my list of animals I have eaten, because I don't know one fish from another
and can't remember which ones I've eaten or not. It would be different, I guess, if I was Aquaman. Of course, Aquaman talks
to fish so I'm not sure if he eats them or not, because when you talk to something it may be kind of weird to eat it afterwards.
But then again, fish eat each other. I'm freaking out.
March 30, 2006
March 26, 2006
March 23, 2006 (second update)
March 23, 2006
I had two really freaky Dreams
Two new scam emails. The second one is an Update I posted from Jimmy Nadu (the second one down).
He's the one who thinks I am selling people into slavery, which, ok I admit is really not funny in and of itself, but he keeps
emailing me back so let's see how far he takes it before I contact the FBI
March 18, 2006
March 15, 2006
March 14, 2006
March 13, 2006
March 12, 2006
Today I ate Octopus for the first time
March 11, 2006
Three new Hot Cartoon Chicks (also, I changed the picture of Supergirl, and I took down the picture that I drew)
March 10, 2006
I got a few emails about UFOs In The Bible and I decided to make a whole new page to talk about them. So email me if you have a comment.
I posted a comment from Bethany about Mini Cows
March 8, 2006
OK, I don't want to make this too complicated, but yesterday I posted a series of emails that I received last year from
a crazy guy who was telling me there were UFO's in the Bible, on the Dear Mr. Doolittle page.
Today, I got a scam email from a guy claiming to be a minister in Africa and he wanted to give me all his money. So I told him there were UFO's in
the Bible and told him to email the UFO guy.
I also got an email from Adrienne regarding Mini Cows
March 8, 2006
I am posting some emails I got over a year ago from a guy who believes there are UFOs in the Bible.
Also, if anyone is interested, someone sent me an email some time ago about the band Betty's Not A Vitamin, and I posted
it right below the UFO thing.
March 7, 2006
Plus, I got a new scam email. It's from the same guy as yesterday, so it's the second one down instead of being on top like most of the ones I post.
March 6, 2006
March 3, 2006
I realized how incredibly boring my email page had gotten and I deleted a bunch of the ones where people were telling me how they dreamed about God.
I added a picture for the cover of my Travel Guide To China called You Come China, Happy Long Time to
my page of Completely Random Thoughts
Hey, remember that page I wrote about how I kept thinking about a girl named Di, and everyone was kind of guessing whether
or not she was real? Well, she was real, or she is real, but I was reading some stuff on her website and it was so totally
completely depressing that it cured me of thinking about her. So I deleted the page that I had about her.
March 1, 2006
February 21, 2006
February 15, 2006
February 3, 2006
January 22, 2006
More people are trying to get my bank account number, and this one almost made me late for work, because I can't resist screwing with their heads...
January 19, 2006
It's the one you've been waiting for! All about SEX!!!
January 12, 2006
December 24, 2005
December 23, 2005
I added one new page that's basically just testimony from my divorce where my ex wife's attorney asked her about the stuff that's on this site.
I also started going through and reformatting Volume One and Volume Two so that the font is not so microscopic and it can be read (note, I've only done about half of volume one so far)
December 22, 2005
December 19, 2005
December 14, 2005
I found some old emails that Adrienne sent me, that I never posted from over a year ago. I posted them here
December 13, 2005
December 1, 2005
October 6, 2005
September 25, 2005
September 23, 2005
September 19, 2005
September 15, 2005
September 13, 2005
September 9, 2005
September 4, 2005
One new page showing a conversation I had online back in July.
September 3, 2005
August 29, 2005
August 6, 2005
July 30, 2005
July 22, 2005
July 20, 2005
July 19, 2005
July 18, 2005
July 11, 2005
July 7, 2005
Ok, I know this isn't big news to anyone but me, but someone I don't even know just donated money to me on my website!!!
Isn't that the most awesome thing ever?!?!? OK, it wasn't much, but I don't need a lot. When I first put up my donations button,
I never expected anyone to send anything, but then, folks do seem to enjoy this site, so what the heck?? And the site costs
me $8.95 a month to put up, so I figured if I just broke even once in a while I'd be doing ok. So far that hasn't happened.
But I'm pumped! Wow! Thanks!
June 28, 2005
June 17, 2005
Lots new today! I added:
May 28, 2005
I've finally gotten around to adding one new entry that's over a month old.
April 20, 2005
Some of you may remember when my friend died back in September when I wrote about how I should have a Bionic Will, and that I didn't think there was such a thing. Well, there is now.
April 14, 2005
April 11, 2005
I added two new Baby Pictures and rearranged the page a little bit.
March 31, 2005
March 30, 2005
March 27, 2005
March 25, 2005
March 24, 2005
March 23, 2005
March 22, 2005
March 21, 2005
March 18, 2004
March 15, 2004
March 5, 2005
February 28, 2005
February 26, 2005
Today I finally got around to adding a very short entry I wrote back in November about a made-up language.
February 3, 2005
Today I ate turtle for the very first time! And I had a very very weird dream.
November 20, 2004
Ok, so I started a page last month because I wanted to show how stupidly insanely paranoid I get about tiny things. Because
when I verbalize how paranoid I am, sometimes it helps me not be so paranoid. So I started this page but didn't post it here,
but still showed it to some folks to see what they thought. Because I was afraid that it would make me seem like I am obsessive
in a stalker-y kind of way (even though my sister tells me that stalkery is not a word). So anyway, read it and let me know if you think it's stalkery, or just paranoid. Because paranoid is what I was shooting for.
November 18, 2004
I added a new entry about how weird it would be for me to start dating again right now, even though I know I'll have to eventually.
November 17, 2004
I've been told that this site is hard to navigate. I believe the term used was "really hard to navigate" although
the guy who told me was English so he probably didn't use the term "really" and I've just Americanized it in my mind. Note
to anyone with a comment like that: I don't get offended by things like that or take them personally, so feel free to give
me your input, even if I don't agree with it, I still want to make the site the best that I can. At any rate, apparently,
the link on the menu bar with the alien picking his nose and the words WHAT'S NEW isn't enough, and the link I had posted
on the homepage that said "THIS SITE LAST UPDATED ON..." wasn't enough either, so I have added a line right under that that
says "CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT'S NEW". Honestly, I don't know how to make it any easier to find. I thought the menu bar at the
left side of the screen was fairly self-explanatory, too, everything is right there. Does anyone have any other suggestions?
Please let me hear from you.
November 11, 2004
Lots new today.
Most of you know that this website is the result of my carrying around a notebook and jotting down random ideas and thoughts
as they occur to me, which is why the menu bar says "Volume One", "Volume Two", etc. And some of you may have noticed that
the last "volume" has taken almost two years to complete. There's a lot of reasons for that.
The original Volume Eight was destroyed after I'd written just forty pages, plus there are a lot of entries that I never
even wrote out, physically with a pen, like the one about extra-marital affairs, Bewitched, The Battle of Antietam,
and The Big Enchilada. I just typed those out.
And plus, with the divorce and the custody hearings and everything, I just didn't have time to write like I used to.
So Volume Eight was falling apart. And with all the other stuff going on, I figured it was time to get a new notebook even
though the last one was just half-finished.
Let me know what you think.
November 7, 2004
I got a new email up that I received over a month ago, plus a new stupid song that the same guy sent me. My apologies to Johnny Campbell for taking so long.
October 24, 2004
October 13, 2004
I wrote an entry called Love Someone, And Dinosaurs way way back in July but I never posted it til today. Also check back because I have two more entries already written that
I just haven't posted yet.
And hey, today is Mike Friedrich's birthday. He used to live two doors down from me when I was in 4th grade and stuff.
I don't know why I remember crap like this.
.....I realized I had a few minutes and I updated another entry called My Dinner With Anyone that I write back in August. It's really short
Also, this is kind of new: I bought a bunch of really bright shirts with ninjas and tigers and stuff on them, I got my
ear pierced and I shaved my head. And then I drew a cartoon picture of me that I posted in The Art Gallery
August 25, 2004
August 3, 2004
I added a whole new page called Letters To Corporate America. I wanted to call it The Outbox, but the thing is that most people are idiots and wouldn't know what that
meant and wouldn't take the time to look at it unless it was spelled out for them. Kind of how monkeys just grab for things
that are shiny. Or something like that. Anyway, they're letters I am writing to big corporations.
July 5, 2004
July 2, 2004
This picture is hilarious
In the past two days I have posted two new emails.
June 28, 2004
June 6, 2004
June 4, 2004
You know what sucks? If you do a search on Yahoo and type in "bigmonster", you have to go through 3 pages of crap before
you get to this site. This very site, bigmonster.net, is not even on the first page. What really irks me is all the crap that
comes before it, there are postings on obscure bulletin boards and chatrooms, and there are even other references to this
very site. Yahoo bites.
Google rocks. Everyone Google.
Ok, got that off my chest.
May 28, 2004
Well, let's see...I got an email from an anoymous guy the other day, and I posted it there two days ago but didn't list it here. And today I ate buffalo for
the first time ever, and added it to my list of Animals I've Eaten.
May 7, 2004
May 3, 2004
April 24, 2004
April 23, 2004
April 20, 2004
March 27, 2004
I don't know who did this or why, but there is an online petion regarding my website...I'm famous!
March 23, 2004
Does anyone even still read this?
March 21, 2004
I added four new items to my list of Generic Things (episodes of The Brady Bunch and Three's Company, made-for-tv movies on the Lifetime network, and Kevin Costner films).
Also yesterday I said something really funny, and I also finished my follow up to Beingism.
March 18, 2004
Another really weird Dream.
March 16, 2004
I'm starting my own religion! I'm hoping it catches on! If you read this entry before 11:00 am EST, take a look at the book jacket and reviews I posted
for my new book!
March 8, 2004
Click here to vote for the best Batman
March 8, 2004
If you read the first part of this entry right here, you'll notice at the end that there's a link to the forums right there. That's because my friend Trent started his own thread
talking about that entry. Cool! Check it out!
March 2, 2004
February 26, 2004
February 21, 2004
I added one new entry all about the weird dreams I have about Sleestaks
February 17, 2004
February 6, 2004
I remembered that once a guy I worked with gave me some curried goat, and I added it to my list of Animals I Have Eaten
January 30, 2004
January 25, 2004
I added back on some pages I had previously deleted:
January 24, 2004
I added a new page about The Microdogs, which is actually a series of emails posted by an anonymous individual on the A.H. Robins mainframe in 1987.
Also, I changed the Mini Polls to "random" and added back in some old Mini Polls. This means
that every time you come to this site, the mini poll will be different. At least in theory.
January 20, 2004
January 14, 2004
Well, if you click on Things You Won't See Anywhere Else, you'll see that I added a column on the right that kind of sorts certain entries by subject matter, which makes the thoughts
that I write about here a lot less random. But a little easier anyway.
The topics are
Also, I added two new pages about History that were originally written for a history class being taken by the absolute most perfect woman in the history of the universe.
I was just helping out. Anyway, one of them got an 'A'....
December 28, 2003
I upgraded my account, so no ads! Rock and Roll! My friend Diana has also helped me update my Doofus page, check it out it is so totally cool!
December 25, 2003
December 14, 2003
I got a call from a guy I went to High School with and he linked me to these forums set up by another guy from our class.
The guy who set up the forums has a website you can click on here. Anyway, the forums were so cool that I made all new forums!!! You have to register first, but then you can POST AWAY on the forums!!! YEAH!!!
December 13, 2003
November 23, 2003
November 22, 2003
November 12, 2003
I added a new song to my Doofus page
November 5, 2003
November 4, 2003
November 2, 2003
October 29, 2003
October 23, 2003
October 9, 2003
I've finished updating and reorganizing this site, and saved myself over 6 mb of available memory in my Tripod account!!!
Yay, me! Now all I have to do is keep thinking of crap to update this page with!
October 6, 2003
Well, I've figured out a way to archive everything I've ever posted and put it on this one site. That's the good news.
The bad news is, for any idiot out there who really liked my other sites yet never bothered to click on any of the 15,000
links I posted showing where the other sites were, you won't be able to find them anymore because I am deleting all my previous
sites.
October 3, 2003
A rare and out-of-print CD cover for Doofus greatest hits!!
September 14, 2003
I added one new picture to the Art Gallery, and one new item to Stupid Songs. If you've been visiting for a while, keep an eye out because I may be posting some new things soon.
May 20, 2003
April 25, 2003
This is the first bit of personal info that I have ever posted here, but I am going through a divorce now and so haven't
felt much like writing....which is why its been so long....
March 10, 2003
Why has no one taken my new Mini Poll that went up Friday?
I got a letter about my entry on February 20, 2003 and I responded to it without making fun of them.
February 18, 2003
January 27, 2003
January 26
I moved the page Stupid Songs to this site, and added one item.
January 23
January 21
I added one new short entry for today, I rearranged the Contents. I also added a new page called In The News, and one new Stupid Song.
January 17
I am changing my Mini Poll, and I added a page called
January 1
Check out Stupid Questions, and 30 Years of Accumulated Wisdom.
November 30
One new Picture in Children's Books
November 21
In honor of my entry from today, I added a frame to my animated gif on the home page. It's my own frozen
head in a meat locker.
November 20
A brand new Mini Poll! Also, I changed the name of the Quizlets page to !!!
One new Stupid Song
If you read the first part of my new Claw story, then take a look at the blurbs and pictures
I've added at the top of the page since I first posted it last night.
November 9
November 6
I added one new Stupid Song
I added one new face to my animated gif...this one is Random American Hero
November 5
I redrew all the self-portraits I had and combined them into one nifty animated gif on the Home Page. Or check out the
full-sized one in the Art Gallery
November 2
One new Stupid Song
October 27
October 25
A new Quizlet!
October 17
I added one new Stupid Song, and this one has a picture!
October 11, 2002
October 10, 2002
October 9, 2002
I added some links to my entry about Buddy Holly, as well.
October 7, 2002
September 20
September 19
Take my new Quizlet! And check out the old one on the page!
September 17
I added one new picture to the Art Gallery, check out the Rhinostrich
I added song lyrics for "American Doofus" on my Doofus fan page
I added two new Completely Random Thoughts
September 9
I added a section on the Doofus Fan Page With Lyrics. The first three are ones I posted before on other entries, but if you've seen them already you
can skip down to the bottom and read the lyrics to "Here".
September 7
I don't really have any place to make note of this, but it's Buddy Holly's birthday. He would have been 67 today. It
totally sucks that he's dead.
Ok, so check out the new email I got on Dear Mr. Doolittle. And even though I mock you, please keep sending me those emails!
September 4
August 30
One new Stupid Question.
August 27, 2002
Today I added a very short entry about Books, but instead of giving it it's own page like I normally would, I have added
it at the end of my entry from August 23, 2002. So if you already my Ramblings from the 23, go back and read my book entry.
August 26, 2002
I also added a fan page for Doofus, my fake band
August 21, 2002
August 20, 2002
I changed my Quizlet again!!! Check out the new one!
August 19, 2002
I added two little short Dreams, and based on the fact that everyone seemed to be voting for Stupid
Questions, I went ahead and changed my Quizlet. Check out the new one!
August 16
Well, good news for fans of my page called Stupid Questions I Have Actually Been Asked. Apparently,
there is some kind of Redneck Society having a convention in town, and we have the keynote speakers staying at this property!!!
Which will probably mean several new Stupid Questions! Check out the first one on the Stupid Questions Page now!
August 15
I recounted, as best I could, a conversation with my critic at the end of The Claw!!! story from
August 14
I added one new comment From The Mailbag at the end of my entry for August 10, 2002
August 8
One new Dream
August 7
I made up a new Quizlet, and posted the results of the last one in
August 5
I added a new Dream and a new Stupid Question I Have Actually Been Asked.
As for the Stupid Question, its funny that I told someone about it and they asked me to post it on the web page, but
if they hadn't I wouldn't have even thought to do it. Because I am around stupidity so much I think I am getting immune to
it. Like how you can take a frog and put it in water and gradually increase the temperature and it'll die and never get out
of the water. That's how it is with me, being around so much stupidity.
August 3
I added a brand new picture to my Art Gallery. I also reorganized the page.
July 31
For those of you who were confused by the end of my story about Dr. Laser and The Cheese Wheel of Death,
especially since it featured neither Dr. Laser nor a cheese wheel, your confusion is no doubt due to my forgetting to include
the TO BE CONTINUED.... at the end. If you're an anal retentive or for some reason have to complete
things, you can go back and read it now. But that's all it says.
Also I added a new page of my original artwork from previous pages.
July 30
I changed the Quizlet on the Home Page, and added the results of the old Quizlet to
a new page I am calling
July 27
July 21
I added a picture of a Green Moon Monkey to my entry from July 15, 2002
July 17
Well, it's been a long, dry season for Stupid Questions. It seems like I went months with hardly any,
and the ones I got were kind of lame. But it's summer now and they're back in season, and all I have to do is reach up and
pick them off the stupid tree. I added two new ones, and one new item to Stupid Things I've Heard.
July 12
July 11
I responded to another redneck emailing me about the death penalty at the end of Angry Angry People
on June 4, 2002
July 9
I never do this, but the stuff I wrote on July 5 and 6 were both so short that I've combined them into one entry for
the 5.......so if you already read it, and you want to see what's next, go back to that same page.
OK, also, check out my new item on 30 Years Of Accumulated Wisdom
July 6
Let's see....I added one new Completely Random Thought, a new Dream, and one item to
Stupid Things I've Heard. I also added another idea at the end of my email update to Dog Government on June 30, 2002. Also, don't forget to take the Quizlet!
July 5
I added a really really cool Quizlet to the home page right underneath the Sign My Guestbook
Logo! Everyone check it out, it's so cool!
I also added an email commenting on my theory about Dog Governement from June 30, 2002
June 30
Two new Dreams. They're both about TV shows. Weird.
June 29
Please also check out the new pictures in the entry from June 20, 2002 entitled How I Got Sick & How I Got Better & Everything That Happened In-Between. I changed
the picture of the cannibal and I added a picture of a pagan voodoo banana god.
June 28
I added two pictures to my Children's Books page. Also, yesterday I added a new item to my list of Stupid Things I've Heard
June 24
June 19
I did some stuff yesterday and didn't put it here, so I am putting it here now, even though technically it's not new,
it's already a day old. I added three items to 30 Years Of Accumulated Wisdom, a new Dream,
and a letter updating my Stupid Songs (it's near the bottom, where someone told me the name of an artist
that I had previously called "Unknown Pop Star"). Also I changed the picture of The Claw! from June 17, 2002 to add a picture of the moon with some clouds to give it a more mysterious feel.
June 15
If anyone ever even still looks at my first web site, you may have noticed that it's shrinking. And a lot of the old
stuff I just moved to my Completely Random Thoughts page. Anyway, read it while you can because I'm going
to have to take the whole thing down soon.
June 13
I added updates to my Brief History of WWII from June 12, 2002. Please read them, especially if you were in any way offended by my generalizations about Europeans.
June 13
I changed the name of my Mailbag to Dear Mr. Doolittle and put up a new picture, check it out!
Also I've finally decided on a "saying" for the home page.
June 12
I added two new Stupid Songs. These are a little different, in that its not the songs that are being stupid, it's me.
June 10
Also, I fixed the link from the very first Random Thoughts Page so that it now links to this Site.
Serious email here: Two emails telling me that the word Betty already is a slang word, and one talking about the movie
Little Women. I posted the one for Little Women on my new page Dear Mr. Doolittle.
Keep those emails coming! I love to get them even though I totally hate you for contradicting me!
June 8
I added a Generic Fairy Tale and a Generic Thriller to my list of Generic Things
June 7
I also added some notes about Angry Politics in an update to my entry of June 4, 2002
I also made a change to this page of What's New because you may have noticed that yesterday's
What's New was dated the June 7, which is today, not June 6, which it actually was, because I thought it
was the 7th and not the 6th (which of course, as I've said, it actually was). So today's What's New has to
include the fact that I changed the date on yesterday's What's New, which is all a great deal less complicated
than I'm making it out to be.
June 6
June 5
June 1
Open For Business....I made a new page about Stupid Things I've Heard, and maybe I will even include stupid things I've said myself. And maybe I already have.
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