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Episode 1 - Pilot (Helped Kenny James)
You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off in that little town on
the way to grandma's house? Sort of shifty looking' fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple of lotto scratchers and a tallboy
at 10 in the morning? The kind of guy yoU wait to come out before you and your family go in? Well, that guy's me. My name
is Earl. And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I truly am instead of just stereotyping
me because of the way I look, well, you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am.
Earl's First Lesson - Do good things and good things happen to you. Do bad things and
it'll come back to haunt you...My life sucks, and I ain't ever done anything good I can think of...If I want a better life,
I need to be a better person...I almost died because something good happened to me I didn't deserve. That karma stuff is gonna
kill me unless I make up for everything on that list.
Earl's version of karma looks back, and it seems like before he can move forward with his life, Earl feels the need to
make up for his past.
Look here:
Luke 19:7 All the people saw this and began to mutter, "He has gone to be the guest
of a 'sinner.' 8. But Zacchaeus stood up and said to the Lord, "Look, Lord! Here and now I give
half of my possessions to the poor, and if I have cheated anybody out of anything, I will pay back four
times the amount." 9. Jesus said to him, "Today salvation has come to this house, because
this man, too, is a son of Abraham. 10. For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost."
Zacchaeus was kind of like Earl, thinking that he had to do something to make up for something else he'd done in the
past. But notice that Jesus told him, "Today salvation has come to this house." - Jesus didn't tell him that
he had to wait til he'd done everything on his list, and He also didn't tell him not to worry about it.
Earl's Second Lesson - Making up for things is not always what you expect.
Earl thinks that getting Kenny a woman will make up for all the years of humiliation he'd caused. But it doesn't turn
out that way.
Kenny: Look, my whole life, I've been scared to be who I really am because of what
people might think, but then Earl Hickey brought me to a gay bar. Earl Hickey went to Express For Men and bought me a shirt.
Earl Hickey, the one man I was the most scared of in my whole life, has accepted me as I am. When we were kids, you took away
my confidence, but today you gave it back.
It wasn't what Earl expected. Not just what he had to do, something he would not normally have ever even thought of,
but the effect that it had on him personally. Earl's compassion affected Earl. I think that Earl entered into it expecting
that karma may have been just another con, and expecting a big payoff; what he found was his own redemption.
Earl: Never underestimate the power of confidence...And never underestimate 15 beers,
a little enightenment, and the power of Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock.
Episode 2 - Quit Smoking
The tough thing about having a list of over 200 things you've done wrong to people is choosing which
one you're gonna make up for next
#112 - Let Donny Jones do jail time for a crime I committed
Earl's Third Lesson - Face your fears
There aren't a lot of people on this earth that I'm afraid of, but Donny, well...Donny is crazy...
Catalina: When someone is scared of something, they need a friend
to push them to overcome their fear Randy: Like throwing someone in the ocean who's afraid to
swim, or putting a snake in a young girl's bed
Donny finds Jesus and gets "all churched up" in prison. This makes things much easier for Earl because, even though Donny
is very obviously still crazy and struggles with his temper, he's able to forgive Earl and tells him to cross him off
his list. There's an unexpected result, though - Donny's mom was hurt by Donny's going to prison, and insists
that Earl give him back the two years she missed. In a karmic twist, Donny's mom is played by one of the incarnations of God
on Joan of Arcadia
So to give her back the two years, Earl helps her quit smoking by kidnapping her and tying her up so she can't smoke.
Catalina: Something about this feels wrong
Earl's Fourth Lesson: Sometimes our actions have unexpected, and unforseen, consequences.
It was easy for Earl to cross Donny off his list, especially when things turned out ok for him and forgiveness was so
easy. But to give Donny's mom back the two years, Earl had to get a little creative.
Episode 3 - Randy's Touchdown
Ever since my divorce, winning $100,000 in the lottery and discovering the concept of karma, I feel
great. And the more bad things I cross off my list, the more karma rewards me.
#58 - Fixed A High School Football Game
I needed to get Randy a fake birth certificate for high school. Luckily that homosexual fella I know
works at a copy place.
As for my plan, the Trojan Horse was on its way. Only instead of a horse stuffed with a bunch of Greeks,
we had a LeCar stuffed with one tiny gay.
There's a pretty intricate plot here involving Earl's car, his lottery winnings, Randy going back to high school and
Kenny James from the first episode. All the stories cross and overlap, and more and more you start to see how the good
that Earl does comes back to him like ripples in a pond, the same way that Joy's concern with herself comes back to haunt
her
Earl's Fifth Lesson - People make their own karma; it's not something that just happens
to you
Episode 4 - Faked My Own Death
#84 - Natalie Duckworth
We were not cut from the same cloth. But no matter how different we were, there was one thing we both
liked. Besides, I didn't want to run out on her. She had been hurt before. Even though I took home a Harley and wound up with
a moped, I decided to give it a shot. Besides, she was cute and had a satellite that sent Kung Fu movies from space.
Catalina: What is more important, your list or someone's feelings? If you really need
to tell her, say it was you. Say you weren't good enough for her. It's a good lie, to protect her.
Catalina tells Earl to be a bad boyfriend so that Natalie will break up with him. She tells him this while she is rocking
this little orange bikini.
Earl: By being honest with Natalie, I made her mad. That anger gave her the idea to fake her death,
and by doing that she finally got to leave a relationship with the power that Catalina said she needed. Natalie had finally
stood up for herself, and I admired her for that.
Earl's Sixth Lesson - Sometimes, honesty is more important than people's feelings
Earl wants to tell Natalie that he faked his own death to get away from Natalie, but Catalina says this is insensitive,
and by trying to spare her feelings, Earl winds up in a horrible relationship with her all over again. Turns out, being honest
was more important than sparing Natalie's feelings, but Earl had to examine his motives.
Episode 5 - Teacher Earl
#27 - Made Fun of People With Accents
To make up for making fun of people's accents, Earl teaches English as a second language
Earl's Lesson #7: Don't be ashamed. I can quote bible verses about this, but mostly they're about not
being ashamed of the Gospel, and Jesus. Here, Ralph Mariano returns from prison, and Earl doesn't want to tell him about his
list because Earl's the one who taught Ralph how to be a criminal. And while I value the lesson about not being ashamed, it
can sometimes be a pain in the ass to explain things to people who really don't care anyway
Joy: Hey asswipe, I don't know what the hell's on your touched by an angel list that's
making you teach people English, but you need to stop. You got a Chinese girl in your class named Kim Lee? Earl:
She's not Chinese, she's Vietnamese. Joy: Honey, I don't care if she's Vietnamese, Chinese
or Chuck E. Cheese, she don't need to be learning no English
Joy: There is nothing in the Bible that says people have the right to learn stuff.
I have read it.
Joy mentions Club Chubby for the first time
Earl's Lesson #8: "You've got to give karma time." Despite what John Lennon
said, there is no instant karma. Karma, like miracles, works mostly in hindsight.
Earl calls to Karma, and his ESL class comes in to untie him and Randy. Randy calls them "Karma's army, made up of people
from all the lands in all the world".
This is how Earl sometimes seems to treat karma as if it was some kind of God to be reasoned with, Something that requires
things of you and rewards you for your good deeds, and not just a principle.
I guess if Earl went around talking about God all the time, folks would just call this a religious show. A lot of fundies
probably see this as part of a conspiracy, how "you can't even talk about God on TV" but to me it just seems like a way to
introduce spiritual ideas to folks who might not otherwise even listen. People don't always want to hear about God because
it may seem like people are trying to preach to or convert them. The reason for that is, Christians are always preaching
to and trying to convert people.
But Earl is the one who taught the class, and that's why all those people came over, and that's how he got away and stopped
Ralph from stealing all his money. It wasn't a lightning strike or a miracle. It was Earl, doing what he thinks is right,
making his own karma.
Episode 6 - Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine
#153 - Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine
Earl: Once I start doing something on my list, I become obsessed with it until I can cross it off
Lesson: Use your gifts, or Follow your dream, one or the otheer. This is not really a lesson that
Earl learns, but one that he teaches. Because Candy has "the gift" of throwing knives but she doesn't want to be a beauty
queen, she wants to be a doctor.
"Joy hails from Camden County, where she enjoys feeding, sheltering and cleaning the poor"
Candy: Won't it hurt if I throw a knife in your leg? Earl: Don't worry
about it. I've been stabbed by plenty of girls. Only really hurts when you twist it, pull it out, and stick it back in.
Earl: It doesn't matter if Joy knows I can cross her off my list or not. All that matters is that
I know I can.
Earl thinks he's there to replace Joy's "fancy figurine" that he blew up with firecrackers. What he's really doing is
helping Joy win back the dignity that she'd lost over the years. He winds up helping Candy as well, and in the end he realizes
that it doesn't matter what Joy thinks he did, or why....it only matters what Earl himself thinks.
When talking about enlightenment, or Nirvana, a Buddhist will tell you that it's not something that can be explained.
You can't convey the depth of meaning with language. It's something that has to be experienced, on a personal level. This
is where I think a lot of fundamentalists go wrong, by thinking that "salvation" is something you can measure and judge, that
you can tell who's "right with God" and who isn't, as if it was an on-off switch. Here, I think Earl's got it all over that
way of thinking, and his redemption comes in a personal experience that he doesn't have to explain to anyone else.
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