23	Peed in the back of a cop car	(From Pilot)
41	Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat	(From Pilot)
49	I've been wasteful	(From Quit Smoking)
57	Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on (unreadable)	(from credits)
58	Fixed a high school football game	(from credits)
59	Everything I did to Dad	(from credits)
60	Alled till alarm (??)	(from credits)
61	Stole mom's (unreadable) (but I gave it back)	(from credits)
62	Faked death to break up with a girl	(from credits)
63	Wasted electricity	(from credits)
64	Picked on Kenny James	(From Pilot)
64	Spray painted the bridge	(from credits)
65	Cost Dad the election	(from credits)
66	Let mice out at school play	(from credits)
67	Stole beer from a golfer	(from credits)
68	Blew up mailboxes	(from credits)
73	Always took a penny, never left a penny	(From Quit Smoking)
84	Faked my own death to break up with Natalie Duckworth	(From Faked My Death)
86	Stole a car from a one-legged girl	(From Quit Smoking)
102	Harmed and possibly killed innocent people with secondhand smoke	(From Pilot)
112	Let Donny Jones do jail time for a crime I committed	(From Quit Smoking)
203	Stole various snacks and drinks from the Quick Stop	(From Faked My Death)
Add	Took Donny away from his mother for two years	(From Quit Smoking)