lawyer_robert04: Hello! it's good new year we are into now! this is lawyer johnson Robert, i have some orfer to discuse with you if you don't mind to hear from me sir

 

JJD: orfer? what's an orfer?

 

lawyer_robert04: there is some case that am trying to over now but the only problem is that this two case am having have some money that they are alread left here for me and this money is for both of them. they left this money in security company here in Bolton, and am the only lawyer that can get the money out of the security company and what i need from you is to help me stand as the owner of the money that is all as a lawyer am going to get everything done here myself

 

JJD: where is bolton?

 

lawyer_robert04: yes bolton in uk

 

JJD: I don't understand. You don't speak English like you're from the UK

 

lawyer_robert04: each boxs is full of 1million usd and they are 2 boxs that is left down there for me to have someone to clear it out for me and we both we have the same %

 

JJD: You don't speak English well at all. What kind of law do you practice?

 

lawyer_robert04: i practice law. please this is about %

 

JJD: %?

 

lawyer_robert04: if you are ready to do this together with me sir am read to fly the 2 box to you all i need is just your letter to them

 

JJD: I don't even understand what you're talking about, Where are you from?

 

lawyer_robert04: after that they are going to ask you to sign some documents so after signing then they will ask me to get it and send does boxs through feded service or dhl service immediatly

 

JJD: feded service? does boxs?

 

lawyer_robert04: please anything you don't understand just ask me Ok? FEDEX SERVICE

 

JJD: you're telling me that you are a native of the UK? You're born and raised and learned to speak English in England?

 

lawyer_robert04: they are going to Delivered the 2 boxs to your location as soon as you sign some document with the security company where this money is. please do not min my english ok ask me anything that you don't understand ok….yes i am, but most of my life i study in french countries

 

JJD: Like French West Africa?

 

lawyer_robert04: no, most of my life i live and study in french countries that why my english is so poor

 

JJD: Why are you in West Africa now?

 

lawyer_robert04: please anything you just don't understand please ask me Ok? am not in africa sir sorry am in bolton uk London

 

JJD: The computer you're on now is in West Africa. I can tell by the IP address and the signal decay. The computer is in West Africa

 

lawyer_robert04: is link to it. am not in west Africa

 

JJD: You're linked to someone's personal computer in West Africa, with a server farm in Liberia? Why?

 

lawyer_robert04: they came to the security company in Abuja

 

JJD: I'm confused

 

lawyer_robert04: that is where the boxies are

 

JJD: boxies?

 

lawyer_robert04: one of the boxies contain 15million usd which was my job

 

JJD: why are there boxies in West Africa with 15 million dollars in them? This is very confusing

 

lawyer_robert04: to make sure they funds have been cleared because the real owner is died

 

JJD: what funds? This sounds illegal

 

lawyer_robert04: and as the legal advicer i have to be there for the handling over of ther funds, but now i need someone who i can trsut who can contact the security company as the beneficary of the funds at the security company that the owner of the funds have handled all ther funds to him/her because all the providied document will be processed for the beneficiary…understand?

 

JJD: And you feel like you can trust me?

lawyer_robert04: well i dont know u too well - i want u to know this is a legitimate transaction within the next 15 working days. i dont just want anyone, i need someone i can trust and i will make sure the funds are release to you in person as soon as we have all the provided document for the security company who will prove you as the rightful owner of the consignmment

 

JJD: And there's no one that you know in all of your personal or professional experience whom you feel you can trust, and so you're approaching random people on  the internet?

 

lawyer_robert04: above all i dont know u and you down know me but i believe the lord as made us to meet each other not by accident

 

JJD: O I see. It's the Lord

 

lawyer_robert04: but for the blessing of God to be fullfill u our life

 

JJD: I'm sorry, I'm a Muslim

 

lawyer_robert04: yeah if u are a muslim u will do this because the security company is been headed by a man from asia. i want u to know am not at random to give anyone this transaction business only who ever believe in it…seeing is believing

 

JJD: I'm just screwing with you I'm not Muslim.  I meant Mormon, I'm Mormon

 

lawyer_robert04: so why do u lie to me at 1st? am serious here and if u are not let me know  am not for joke

 

JJD: I meant to say Mormon but I said Muslim

 

lawyer_robert04: i speak the reality to you but u might see this as anything but if u move on u will see what i mean because am not the security company but i can get the funds out with the beneficiary i cant just entrust that kind of money to a man i dont know of course and i need to know if u are devoted man and comitted

 

JJD: So what do I have to do

 

lawyer_robert04: this will only take 15 working ddays and u wont loose anything all u need to do is contact the security company, ask me were did i get your id from ?

 

JJD: I once killed a man with my bare hands. I ripped his still-beating heart from his chest and ate it

 

lawyer_robert04: let me tell u something we will get to meet after the transaction is completed and u will see that someone are to be worship like God but no we are just made like him but we cant be like him if u think u can do this u will and i will make u glad and at the end u will rejoice

 

JJD: I ate a man once, we were shut up in a cave and he told me to survive I could eat him, so I did

 

lawyer_robert04: if u have the faith and the believe you will succeed

 

JJD: I was rescued soon after that, and felt bad… wasn't even really all that hungry, I just wanted a little something, you know?

 

lawyer_robert04: look if u are capable let me know

 

JJD: Sure I will take your 15 million US Dollars

 

lawyer_robert04: u wont take it! can u call  me i want to tell u somethings i can say online here because thsi transaction is to be secured ok?

 

JJD: No I don't have a phone

 

lawyer_robert04: securedheadofficeglobal@yahoo.com.uk if u can email them and for them to tell u all the things required and all u will do and before u know it things will be done and u cant have the money

 

JJD: Why can't I have the money?

 

lawyer_robert04: the money will be used for investment which is profitable and as income  u will have the money but with trust that u will not let me down because u will still have to do come paper work which keeps u the rightful owner

 

JJD: Of course I won't let you down, that is what Allah wills

 

lawyer_robert04: and this will be done at the federal capital territory abuja in africa

 

JJD: I don't mean Allah, I mean the Mormon God Whom I worship

 

lawyer_robert04: ok

 

JJD: I don't want to go to Africa

 

lawyer_robert04: but u told me u are not a muslim

 

JJD: I'm not! I'm Mormon

 

lawyer_robert04: is like u are not serrious maybe i will have to go now if u feel u need to know more u can contact me at barriester_richardsmith007@yahoo.com and i will let you know moren about this

 

JJD: Good day, sir!!

 

lawyer_robert04: and di will get back to you when i get to the chamber, let me know ur mind

 

JJD: I SAID GOOD DAY!!! Just kidding

 

lawyer_robert04: can u do this and u will be trusted and to the end

 

JJD: That's a line from Willy Wonka!   SUre I can do it

 

lawyer_robert04: if u are a man who know what it takes u will know what am talking about

 

JJD: I am a man. I'm all man. And I don't want any gay stuff going on here

 

lawyer_robert04: ok tell me about ur occupation

 

JJD: I dig chicks

 

lawyer_robert04: what do u control so i will know if u can handle this kind of funds u digs chicks what do u mean by that?

 

JJD: I control every living being in the entire universe with absolute mastery over all of spacetime and 19 adjacent parallel dimensions. I mean I am into women. I love women.  All women

 

lawyer_robert04: and if u have 15 million u will use it fir ladies right?

 

JJD: YOU KNOW IT!

 

lawyer_robert04: why do u have to tell me all this? u are not respecting the fact that am bringing a business for u which can chnage ur life. what about the kids? u have not tooth of this. this is real and will come to past if u cant do this i will figure it out…I dont think am ok with  u from ur speech u are raw and i am for business here not a womanizer like u said u are

 

JJD: I dig chicks and chicks dig me digging them. I don't think you're French I think you're retarded

 

lawyer_robert04: ok thanks alot

 

JJD: "alot" is not a word, it's two words

 

lawyer_robert04: contact me for futher informarion! barrister_richardsmith007@yahoo.com

 

JJD: ok

 

lawyer_robert04: how ndo u mean 2 words

 

JJD: I will email you then…A is one word and LOT is one word, Thats two

 

lawyer_robert04: try and get intouch with the securedheadofficeglobal@yahoo.com in

the uk and let them let you know the funds are there with them this is a things u wont believe ok but u will when it comes to time be specific and u will see the lord favour

 

JJD: What lord? why do you say lord?

 

lawyer_robert04: the lord is the man that created all man and if u believe u can do this u will NEVER I MEAN NEVER REGRET IT because u wont loost any penny what are u  saying?

 

JJD: I don't want to loost any pennies

 

lawyer_robert04: ok do u have a house of ur own and a business of ur own? what busiuness do u thik u can go into if the funds are been cleared to u

 

JJD: I want to open a rabbit shop

 

lawyer_robert04: with 15 million? what about  a real estate managerment

 

JJD: Experts are saying that there is a future in rabbits! I want to open a rabbit shop

 

lawyer_robert04: ok' how much have u handled before? have u ever handle up to this huge amount before?

 

JJD: I've had rabbits before. I once had a rabbit named Mr. Fluffy Von Wigglenose. I ate him

 

lawyer_robert04: really?

 

JJD: Yes

 

lawyer_robert04: so one day u will eat all the rabbit in ur shop

 

JJD: Well not eat them all myself, but sell them to others to eat. Rabbit sandwiches, rabbit stew,  Rabbit cabob, Fried rabbit, Boiled rabbit, broiled rabbit, barbecued rabbit

 

lawyer_robert04: then u will have a big resturrant right?

 

JJD: Rabbit in shrimp sauce, rabbit pasta, spicy rabbit, rabbit burgers, rabbit soup…You see where I'm going with this? Are you with me? Are you in? Hello?

 

lawyer_robert04: ok

 

JJD: It's a unique investment opportunity

 

lawyer_robert04: but u cant use 15 million for a resturant or killing and rosting rabbit

 

JJD: Why not? I'll have a whole chain of restaurants, as far as the eye can see

 

lawyer_robert04: ok give me ur cantact information fax phone address full name occupation

 

JJD: ok, my full name is GO F*** YOURSELF

 

lawyer_robert04: what do u mean?

 

JJD: Just kidding dude. Hello?

 

tknenny: hi there, Nice pics u have on ur profile, U care for a chat please?

 

JJD: who are you

 

tknenny: female, 28, Nigeria

 

JJD: what do you want?

 

tknenny: u care for a cchat?

 

JJD: what do you want to chat about?

 

tknenny: Anything

 

JJD: ok

 

tknenny: How old are you?

 

JJD: 41, u?

 

tknenny: Im 28 years old, can you see my picture there?

 

JJD: no

 

tknenny: where are you located? Sorry im asking, i like to know here that can to read from the profile

 

JJD: usa

 

tknenny: where in the usa? i was in the states May this year before i left but now im in Nigeria (africa)

 

JJD: where

 

tknenny: Florida (seminole) You know there?

 

JJD: Not really

 

tknenny: Oh ok, so where are you located in the States?

 

JJD: GA

 

tknenny: Oh nice, I was in Macon but very long years ago, Where in Ga?

 

JJD: Atlanta

 

tknenny: Oh i see, Im Nenny by name, and you?

 

JJD: John

 

tknenny: Nice to meet you John! Single? kids? wife?

 

JJD: divorced 2 kids

 

tknenny: do they live with you?

 

JJD: yes

 

tknenny: cool, Im a single lady here and never married, how long you have been div.?

 

JJD: 5 yrs

 

tknenny: A long year, What do you do?

 

JJD: Clerical work for the Division 7 Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation

 

tknenny: Oh ok. Cool. I manage in a cafeteria as a part time worker.

 

JJD: cool

 

tknenny: how long you have been working with F B I?

 

JJD: 13 years

 

tknenny: nice and you still work for them till now?

 

JJD: Yes

 

tknenny: Cool

 

JJD: Well, right now we are attached to a multijurisdictional unit of the Internet Fraud Division of the Secret Service But it's still the same work

 

tknenny: oh ok, explain that to me please

 

JJD: what?

 

tknenny: a multijurisdictional unit of the Internet Fraud Division of the Secret Service

 

JJD: The Secret Service investigates internet fraud, any kind of financial crimes, and My office is on loan to them

 

tknenny: how do you do that?

 

JJD: Do what?

 

tknenny: what if the crimes coming from another country?

 

JJD: We work with that country's government

 

tknenny: oh ok

 

JJD: They are usually very cooperative

 

tknenny: coolllllllll

 

JJD: Especially those in West Africa

 

tknenny: where in west africa?

 

JJD: where such crimes are prevelant, Nigeria, Ghana, the Ivory Coast

 

tknenny: yes i have heard alot from Nigeria as well

 

JJD: It happens a lot

 

tknenny: over there in Nigeria right? My mom just told me my dad from Nigeria, i told her OH SHIT

 

JJD: You are in Nigeria?

 

tknenny: No, Florida. But My dad is a Nigerian

 

JJD: You said you were in Nigeria. You said “? i was in the states May this year before i left but now im in Nigeria (africa)” And the computer you are on now is on a server in Nigeria

 

tknenny: Mom from Florida, Dad from Nigeria

 

JJD: Is there a reason you don't want me to know you are in Nigeria?

 

tknenny: Nothing, I was telling you mom from FL and Dad from Nig

 

JJD: But you told me first that you were in Nigeria and then you said that you weren't, And you are in Nigeria right now. I can tell what computer you're using

 

tknenny: I thought you asked where mom from . . . of course. . Nigeria. Im in Nigeria.  just moved down here

 

JJD: You keep changing your story? Why is that? Are you hiding something? Hello??

 

amjen01: Hello,Am jen smith,am from England and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a partime worker and we are willing to pay 500 dollas for every transaction,which wouldnt affect ur present state of work,if u are interested  pls am online u can chat with me.

 

JJD: What do I have to do?

 

amjen01: first off all i will like to know ur asl and what u do for a living

Am 26/ female / England, london,I work for global investment instititute

 

JJD: I'm 39/M/in the USA, and I am a contractor for the government

 

amjen01: ok that is cool

 

JJD: So what do I have to do to work for you?

 

amjen01: we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieves payments from our customers in the states.

 

JJD: I would receive payments from your customers?

 

amjen01: yes u will recieve paymnet from our customer . We are willing to pay 20% per evrypayment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur regular job while you work for us, u are going to be taking 20% in each paymnet u got

 

JJD: Why do you need someone to receive these payments? Why can't your customers send the payments to you?

 

amjen01:  cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,900 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who willbe handling that aspect,and that is the agrement of the company and the client

 

JJD: But why can't your customers send the payments to you? Why are they sending them to me?

 

amjen01: hye….that is the agrement o the client and the company that is why they told me to look for a rep in state

 

JJD: It doesn't make sense though, if they can send the payments to me, and if I can send them to you, why would you want to lose 20% of your income when they can just as easily send the payments directly to you? WHy would you agree to that? It's a horrible business arrangement

 

amjen01: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in the states.These payments are in cashiers cheque and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the cheque collect your payment and wire the rest to us via western union

 

JJD: It doesn't make sense though, if they can send the payments to me, and if I can send them to you, why would you want to lose 20% of your income when they can just as easily send the payments directly to you? WHy would you agree to that? It's a horrible business arrangement

 

amjen01: www.Global-Investment-Institute.com that is out site just tell me if u are not intrested

 

JJD: I am interested But tell me why do you have to have that arangement?  I don't understand

 

amjen01: cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,300 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who willbe handling that aspect,

 

JJD: I understand that you can't come here to collect payments, But I don't understand why your customers can't send payment to you? And what is it that you sell to them? And how do you get it to them?

 

amjen01: they cant send it to us cos all the customer stay in usa

 

JJD: But I stay in the USA, and I can send it to you

 

amjen01: it wouldnt  cost u any amount,u are to receive are payments which will be sent to u by fedex or usps from our business patners, which would come in a cashiers cheque, then u are to cash it and send to us via western union money transfer. that is cool yes that is cool

 

JJD: Why can't they send payments by Western Union?

 

amjen01: i told u they agremnet is to pay us with usa check If you are interested i would send you an employment letter which you are to sign and send back to me as soon as possibleand i would need you to give me your  full name ,home address e-mail address and your phone number for me to get in contact withyou.

 

JJD: Can I have your full name and address first?

 

amjen01: am jen smith

 

JJD: What is your mailing address?

 

amjen01: amjen01@yahoo.com hey are u intrested

 

JJD: Yes

 

amjen01: ? so giev me all that

 

JJD: WHat is the mailing address of the building where you work in London?

 

amjen01: can i add u to my list  ?

 

JJD: Not yet. Tell me first

 

amjen01: u can check all that in the site ok  baby i dont think u are serious ok

 

JJD: I am serious, I want to work for you, But you haven't answered any of my questions. I want to know more about the business that you do

 

amjen01: yes that is why i ask u to check out the site so that u can know more about us pls i need a honest person to do this job

 

JJD: The site doesn't tell me what you sell….So people in the states will send me money? Payments? Is that right?

 

amjen01: i told u we are into investment  the paymnet that we renber for our client

 

JJD: payment that you render for what? Investment in what? I just don't understand

 

amjen01: yes

 

JJD: Yes what? Do you speak English?

 

amjen01: do u have a cam ? yes

 

JJD: A cam?

 

amjen01: my key pad is not ok yes do u have one ?

 

JJD: You're not making sense. No I don't have a cam

 

amjen01: why  i have told u all wat u need to do  so wat else do u want to know?

 

JJD: OK..............here are my questions...............1 - Why do your customers have to send payments to a middle man that you don't even know, instead of sending them directly to you? Why are you willing to lose 20% of your revenue for no reason? 2 - What are your customers paying you for? 3 - What is the physical address of the building where you work? They are very simple questions…I know that you can't come here to collect payments

 

amjen01: yes

 

JJD: Answer me those questions

 

amjen01: ok 1 the customer are paying in check with is usa check

 

JJD: WAIT…STOP

 

amjen01: u know we cant cash that checks in uk ?

 

JJD: WHY CAN'T THEY SEND THEM TO YOU???

 

amjen01: wat

 

JJD: Why can't you cash them in the UK? I am always going to England and getting currency converted, You are a big investment company, WHy can't  you do that?

 

amjen01: that is there agrement with the company and the client that they should be paying with check and that is why am looking for a rep in state u got that am in uk london now i can do that

 

JJD: But answer  Why can't they send the checks to you??

 

amjen01: can u cash usa check in london

 

JJD: Yes

 

amjen01: if u can do hat i will really love that nope they cant

 

JJD: You can get it converted at any bank in the UK

 

amjen01: nope

 

JJD: Or the US. Yes you can

 

amjen01: i told u that is how the company want it hey tell me if u are not intrested in this ok

 

JJD: I am, But you haven't answered my questions

 

amjen01: i am answer your question  ok

 

JJD: You can convert the payments that I send you into English currency?

 

amjen01: yes u are going to send it in cash by western they are going to send it to by check

 

JJD: It sounds like they will be sending me bad checks, that you can't cash but that I can…WHat if the checks bounce? I am left with no guarantee and then I lose money, WHat happens then?

 

amjen01: nope this is personal check

 

JJD: What if they are bad checks?

 

amjen01: and when u recieve the checks your bank will verify it ok we are not into stuff like that

 

JJD: But what if your customers are?

 

amjen01: are wat? hey  we are not into stuff like that  i dont think u are intrested  ok

 

JJD: But what if your customer writes a bad check?? I am!!! But you have to answer my questions

 

amjen01: WHY ? THEY CAN NEVER WRITE A BAD CHECKS  OK ? YES I HAVE TO

 

JJD: Why can't they?

 

amjen01: our cutomer cant write a bad check  cos we have trust in them

 

JJD: You have trust in them but I don't even know who they are, and if the check bounces, I am the one who pays it not you

 

amjen01: yes that is a good question   b4 u cash a check from bank  i need to verify it if it is good a not   ok

 

JJD: How will you do that?

 

amjen01: your bank we tell u if the check is good or not  u can do that by asking the manager of the bank  ok  u are very handsome man  i love your pic

 

JJD: Thank you

 

amjen01: really ok  we are going to talk about that later so tell me are u intrested in this

 

JJD: Yes but if I am satisfied that you answer my questions, and so far you haven't....if I can show you that a bank in the UK will allow deposits of checks from the USA, will you consider it?

 

amjen01: hey   i gtg bye bye  I told u my is to find a rep who can do the job

 

JJD: so you don't want me to do it?

 

amjen01: i do wnat u to do it  but u are sceard i dont know  they way u are doing lokk as if u are sceard

 

JJD: You are not from England, where are you from?

 

amjen01: why do u ask me that kind of question  i am from england

 

JJD: You don't speak English as if you were from England

 

amjen01: lol  u are so funny

 

JJD: WHy is that funny?

 

amjen01: u said i dont look speak like somene who is from england  well  i dont think iu have to know that now

 

JJD: How can I work for someone who is not totally honest with me?

 

amjen01: i am honest with u ok

 

JJD: But you still won't answer my questions, you won't tell me where you're from, you won't tell me the address where you work, and you said that banks in England won't deposit checks from the US when I know that that's not true

 

amjen01: bye bye

 

JJD: What? Just tell me! Please!  I want to take this job! Please talk to me,  I want to work with you and get to know you! I need you!

 

BUZZ!!!
nancy_girl_4real: Hello,Am nancy,am from England and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a partime worker and we are willing to pay 300 dollas for every transaction,which wouldnt affect ur present state of work,if u are interested  pls am online u can chat with me.

 

JJD: what kind of work?

nancy_girl_4real: first off all i will like to know ur asl and what u do for a living Am25/ female / England, london,I work for  lantex manufacturing co.ltd in england

 

JJD: Why did you PM me? Do you think I would be good at it?

nancy_girl_4real: we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieve payments from our customers in the states.

 

JJD: What would I have to do?

nancy_girl_4real: And we are willing to pay 10%per evrypayment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur regular job while you work for us

 

JJD: Doing what?

nancy_girl_4real: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in the states. These payments are in cashiers cheque or usps postal money order and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the cheque collect your payment and wire the rest to us via western union

JJD: Can't you do all that online?

nancy_girl_4real: cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,300 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who will be handling that aspect

 

JJD: But why don't you handle transactions online, electronically?

nancy_girl_4real: cus its the way payment from our client ok

JJD: what? You said you were English, but you don't speak English very well

nancy_girl_4real: is that an insult or what?

JJD: No, I'm just wondering why do you not speak English....and what kind of business is this?

nancy_girl_4real: i have already told u earlier...we are looking for a rep in the states ok? are u intrested ?

 

JJD: Yes....To sell your latex?

 

nancy_girl_4real: what do u mean ?

 

JJD: You want me to sell latex?

 

nancy_girl_4real: no

 

JJD: I can sell latex. I used to work for a latex company

nancy_girl_4real: help us recieve payment from our client in the states! this not latex ok!

JJD: Payment for what? You said it was a latex manufacturing co

nancy_girl_4real: ok...lantex, ok?

JJD: what is lantex?

 

nancy_girl_4real: Our main factory is located in africa were we extract the raw materials need for the manufacturing of fabrics,but all transfers and anything that has to do with payments are refered to England

 

JJD: So lantex is a fabric?

 

nancy_girl_4real: name of the company ok

JJD: So who will I be selling latex to?

nancy_girl_4real: no body....u will only help us recieve payment ok?

JJD: payment for latex and latex-based products?

nancy_girl_4real: yes

 

JJD: I have sold latex before I will be good at it....So who will be purchasing it? And why will they give money to me?

nancy_girl_4real: when did u do that? you will help us recieve checks from them! read themessage i sent to properly ok

JJD: I am reading it

nancy_girl_4real: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in the states.Thesepayments are in cashiers cheque or usps postal money order and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the cheque collect your payment and wire the rest to us via western union

 

JJD: I think I can do that, but who will be sending me checks?

nancy_girl_4real: our clients ok? the payment wil come through fedex or ups or DHL ok?

JJD: ok....so why are they sending me checks?

nancy_girl_4real: all u have to do is to cash it and then cut your share which is 10% and send the rest via western union ok?

JJD: ok. sounds good. but I need to understand something

nancy_girl_4real: what?

 

JJD: SO you sell latex, right? To people in the USA? And they will send me checks? And I cash them and send them to you?

 

nancy_girl_4real: lantex textile is the name of the company and we sell fabrics ok ? to people all over the global world ok? yes

JJD: OOOOO ....the GLOBAL world

 

nancy_girl_4real: ok

 

JJD: What is the global world?  Where does the latex come from? And SO why don't the people send checks to you? Why do they have to come to me?

 

nancy_girl_4real: Our main factory is located in africa were we extract the raw materials need for the manufacturing of fabrics,but all transfers and anything that has to do with payments are
refered to England...cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,300 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who willbe handling that aspect, try and read it well ok

 

JJD: ok but you don't have to actually come here...I can set you up with a paypal account so that payments can be sent on the internet...You want me to do that? That way you could save the 10%

nancy_girl_4real: are u sure ?

JJD: Yes, Its easy

nancy_girl_4real: are u sure ?

JJD: Yes I've done it many times

nancy_girl_4real: how would that work for who ?

JJD: For your company

nancy_girl_4real: are sure  so how would do that ? tell me

JJD: I would just need the numbers to your corporate bank account and a routing number to transfer the funds

nancy_girl_4real: which funds ?

JJD: The funds from your customers so that they can pay you directly instead of going through a middle man. It will only take a second, Are you interested

nancy_girl_4real: that i can give u ok

JJD: ok

nancy_girl_4real: are u intrested inthe ofer

JJD: Yes

nancy_girl_4real: The problem we have is trust,But we have our way of getting anyone that gets away with our money,i mean the IRS........FBI.

JJD: NOT THE FBI! They are all after me

nancy_girl_4real: why ? what did u do to them ?

JJD: Nothing… But once a year they take me to this big white room and then they just sit there and look at me and not say anything, I don't like them, and anyway, I think I am falling in love with you, Nancy

nancy_girl_4real: you must kiding? this is strictly business

JJD: OK, Nancy at least I know where I stand with you then

nancy_girl_4real: that  can be dicud\ssed anoth time

 

JJD: SO there is hope for us? Good

nancy_girl_4real: ok? are u intrested in the offer?

JJD: Yes......For a minute there I wanted to kill myself but yes I am interested

nancy_girl_4real: if u are i would need your ful  name , home address ,email address and phone number, dont kill yourself ok?

 

JJD: First I need to set up the paypal account with a corporate bank card and routing number

nancy_girl_4real: no bye i think u are not serious ok? talk to u later  ok? you keep repeating things

 

JJD: Wait! I am serious

nancy_girl_4real: about what? i am tired

 

JJD: Working for you

 

nancy_girl_4real: u keep repeating things

 

JJD: Like what?

nancy_girl_4real: if u are i would need your informaion, so that the payment can be send to u ok

JJD: You can send it to me on your new paypal account online

nancy_girl_4real: no! i dont know what u are trying to putme through ok? are u going to open it yourself?

 

JJD: You said that you were falling in love with me Nancy! What happened to us? We were so happy once

 

nancy_girl_4real: bye talk to u later ok

JJD: Don't go
BUZZ!!!
JJD: Stay
BUZZ!!!

 

blue_babygirl17881: Hello! I'm from England and am looking for a Male or Female representative in the united states of America who can  be working for us as a partime worker and get  (10%) on every work u do. and we are happy to inform you that this would not affect your present state of work. It's legal.

 

JJD: What is it?

 

blue_babygirl17881:  First off all  Am 29/ Female / England, london.I work for Electronics Selling Company Limited (ESCL) in england . I will like to know your  age ,sex,location in the us. and what you  do for a living

 

JJD: 39/M/Atlanta GA

 

blue_babygirl17881: nice. what do you do for living

 

JJD: I’m an independent communications consultant right now

 

blue_babygirl17881: nice job. I work for Electronics Selling Company Limited (ESCL) in England

 

JJD: This job'll do for now. Where did you get my name from?

 

blue_babygirl17881: i search for people online

 

JJD: for what? and what made you want to talk to me?

 

blue_babygirl17881: I'm looking for a Male or Female representative in the united states of America who can  be working for us as a partime worker and get  (10%) on every work u do. and we are happy to inform you that this would not affect your present state of work. It's legal

 

JJD: You said that already. Are you even a real person?

 

blue_babygirl17881: of course

 

JJD: You said part time worker but you haven't said what the job is, what do you expect me to say?

 

blue_babygirl17881: ok

 

JJD: I can't say ok to something when I don't know what it is

 

blue_babygirl17881: we are looking for a representative in the state that can help us to receive payment and good  from our customers

 

JJD: Why, Do you think I'm stupid

 

blue_babygirl17881: what do youmean that you are stupid .....i dont think that. I'm only looking for a representative

 

JJD: Let me guess, you need me to receive some money and send it to you Western Union?

 

blue_babygirl17881: ok. leave the one for payment, what of goods?

 

JJD: what kind of goods?

 

blue_babygirl17881: This is a legal work i dont work illegally

 

JJD: That's the third time you've said that

 

blue_babygirl17881: yes i said that…we sell computers ,electronics ,collectibles,antiques etc….I just want yout o understanf me right

 

JJD: So what do you want me to do?

 

blue_babygirl17881: All we need now is your trust,But we have our way of getting anyone that gets away with our goods is  the state corps.

 

JJD: the state corps?

 

blue_babygirl17881: yes

 

JJD: Well you sold me, where do I sign up?

 

blue_babygirl17881: why do i sold you??

 

JJD: You're not English

 

blue_babygirl17881: and ?

 

JJD: YOu said you were English

 

blue_babygirl17881: yes.  I'm from uk.....I was  born in spain

 

JJD: So why don't you just lay it all out for me, What do you want me to do??  How does this work?

 

blue_babygirl17881: So,if you are interested i will want you give me your full name and contact address including your phone number For the items to be shipped

 

JJD: And then what happens??

 

blue_babygirl17881: We will use the address to send the goods to you and and you will be given 10% of all goods receive did'nt you understand me?

 

JJD: What do I do with the goods when I get them? And what kind of goods?

 

blue_babygirl17881: Electronics ,computers ,collectibles etc

 

JJD: And what do I do with them? Don't you understand me?

 

blue_babygirl17881: so when you receive the goods ,you are going  have your own 10% on each items receive and send the remaining

 

JJD: so I keep 10% of the collectibles? that's my payment?

 

blue_babygirl17881: yes

 

JJD: What am I going to do with collectibles? that sucks. forget it

 

blue_babygirl17881: ok, you will get any electronics for your own percent, ok?

 

JJD: no way, I don't want any electronics, and anyway, how do I know what 10% of it is? what if I keep 11% by mistake and you send the state corps after me?

 

blue_babygirl17881: ok, no prob.

 

JJD: I don't even get paid, I just keep merchandise? that sucks. And I give you all my personal information, what kind of assurances do I get? Does the ESCL have a website where I can check all this out?

 

blue_babygirl17881: is under development

 

JJD: So how do I know that any of this is even real?? You want me to trust you, I don't even know you

 

blue_babygirl17881: this is legal work

 

JJD: yes you keep saying that but how do i know that?

 

blue_babygirl17881: yes

 

JJD: yes what?

 

blue_babygirl17881: look if you know that you cant do this job you will have to quit for it now ok, i dont have time for all this question you are asking. i told you our website is under development, what else do nyou want me to do???

 

JJD: you want my address and phone number and all I have to go on any of this is your word, and all I will ever get for my trouble is 10% of electronics or collectibles, and if I mess up you threaten to send the state corps after me? But there are no assurances, nothing official, no way to check any of this out, And because I ask questions, you get mad at me???? You must really think I'm stupid

 

blue_babygirl17881: if you dont mess up we can't handle you over to the corps

 

JJD: It doesn't sound like a good deal to me, I would want to get paid money

 

blue_babygirl17881: you are going to be paid, ok

 

JJD: and if you can send electronics to me, for me to send to someone else, why can't you just send them to wherever they were supposed to go? how will I get paid? And that's not what you said before.

 

blue_babygirl17881: you will get your money by selling any of the goods snd to you, ok,  Or do you want to get your money in hand?

 

JJD: I don't want to have to sell anything, and anyway how do I know how much any of that is worth? OK, listen.....you send me goods and I send them to someone else?

 

blue_babygirl17881: no

 

JJD: Is that right?

 

blue_babygirl17881: you send it to our store

 

JJD: so why can't you send it to the store yourself?

 

blue_babygirl17881: This items can not go to our store directly, ok

 

JJD: why not?

 

blue_babygirl17881: that's why we are looking for a reprentative

 

JJD: why can't they go to your store directly?

 

blue_babygirl17881: It will cost more money

 

JJD: but it'll cost me money to send them to your store, so basically I am paying the difference

 

JJD: forget it no way

 

blue_babygirl17881: it will not cost more  money to send to you send it to our store

 

JJD: so if it won't cost any more money, then just send it to your store and you won't lose 10% of your goods to a middleman. this makes no sense

 

blue_babygirl17881: i can see that you dont understand me, bye

 

JJD: Well then explain it to me…..hello…..?

 

From: mrseunice_shima@virgilio.it [mailto:mrseunice_shima@virgilio.it]

Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:15 AM

Subject: HELP

 

HELP

 

We are a family that needs help from you; we are from Zimbabwe the south of  Africa and we are farmers but we are having a very big problems with the  President Mr. Robert Mugabe because my husband said   that what he is doing to  The white farmers is bad by seizing there   farmlands and there personal  Belonging and also sending his mobs and   aids to destroy there property.      My husband was killed by his aids   and they confisticated all our property  So me and my two children had   to ran to Chad a small country were we did not  Know anybody for safety   were we are now seeking asylum, but the help we need  From you is to   help us claim the sum of nine million dollars (9,000,000.00 dollars)   that my husband left or deposited in a finance house  Before his   untimely death.      We cannot go and make the claim and if we try the   President have people all  Over that will know and they will seize the   funds, so I Mrs. shima is  Writing to you in person after much   consideration I thought you are the only person that can help me and my   family claim this fund and invest it,      as a big brother nation to   help us and claim this fund you can stand as a foreign partner to my   late husband and send to the finance company an application for claim   or retransfer of the funds to your bank account and you will have 30%   of the total amount and if you like invest our share in your country   but it's very   Important you help us to come over to your great   country.

    Note: I will send the original certificate of deposit to   you as soon as I receive your positive response with the bellow   information?s that I am going to use in preparing the change of   beneficiary ship to your name and address. Please I and my children are   looking up to you.     

 

(1) Your complete name and address

(2) Your date   of birth  

(3) Name of your company and address/position  

(4)   official/private phone and fax numbers      Please forward all response   to my email:

 

Thank you and God bless us all,

Yours sincerely,   Mrs. U. Shima

 

 

 

From: jimmy nadu [mailto:jimmy_nadu17@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, March 13, 2006 4:09 AM
To: the.claw@bigmonster.net
Subject: VERY URGENT

 

From: JIMMY_NADU

GHANA
West Africa.

ATTN: ,  Steve Holt

 

Permit me to inform you my heart desire for a business relationship with you. I am JIMMY NADU, the only son of late DR VINCENT NADUAnd i am 21 years of age.My father was very wealthy Gold/Diamond dealer in Freetown, the economic capital of Sierra Leone. My father was poisoned to death by his close business associates on one of their outings on a business trip.

 

My mother died when I was 12 years old and since then  my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on Febuary 6th 2002, in a private hospital in Freetown, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Fifteen million  dollars (USD 15.000.000) in the general trust/security conpany in GHANA, and he used my name as the next of  kin when he deposited the money. He warned me that because of envy that he was poisoned by his close associates.

 

He also advised me to seek for a foreigner in a country of my choice those associates will not hurt me as they have succeded in poisoning him. Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways: 1-To provide an account where this money will be transfered to. 2-To help me arrange for better establishment. 3-To help me come over to your country to further my education. Dear, I am ready to offert you 15% of the total money for your help. But if may be you are not in better position to help. Please let me know.

 

So that I can look for another helper. I am here to let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free. Looking forward to your kind reply and may God bless you.

Sincerely Yours.

JIMMY NADU

 

From: John J. Doolittle [mailto:the.claw@bigmonster.net]
Sent: Monday, March 13, 2006 3:26 PM
To: 'jimmy nadu'
Subject: RE: VERY URGENT

 

Your email comes at an opportune time for me. As it happens, I also have frequent business dealings in West Africa, and Ghana, specifically. I run a service that helps place slim, athletic boys and girls between the ages of 5 to about 13 (depending on their height) with loving families here in the States. I would be happy to help you procure the funds that you are seeking, in exchange for a large warehouse on the coast and a freighter that can possibly outrun large customs ships.

 

Please let me know.

 

(Update March 23, 2006: I think Jimmy Nadu is freaking out at what my email is implying that I do for a living. I may have to contact the authorities if he takes me up on this.)

 

From: jimmy nadu [mailto:jimmy_nadu17@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, March 20, 2006 7:20 AM
To: Mark Schieber
Subject: : VERY URGENT

Dear   Mr.  John,

The above  information  is  what  you  sent  to  me  in  response  to  my  first  business  proposal   that  i  sent  you  concerning  using  your  name  and  transfer  my  late  father's  fund  into  your  account  in  your  country.

Therefore,  Mr. John.  I  want  you  to  come  out  clearly  and  advise  me  what  actually  you  need  from  me.  Either  you  want  me  to  get  a  warehouse  where  you  are  going  to  park  items  you  are  to  shift  from  your  country  to  Africa  here.Please   i  would  like  you  to  tell  me  what  exactly  you  normally  shift  to  Africa.  Meanwhile.  tell  me  exactly  what  you  need  from  me  or  do  you  want  us  to  EXCHANGE  my  FUND   to  your  GOODS.    I  need  your  response  as  soon  as  possible.

Moreso,  do  not  fail  to  send  your  private  phone  and  fax  number  for  easy  communication. 

Looking  forward  to  hear  from  you  today.

Do  not  fail  also  to  put  your  name  below.

Thanks.

Jimmy  Nadu.

From: John J. Doolittle  [mailto:the.claw@bigmonster.net]
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 9:12 AM
To: 'jimmy nadu'
Subject: RE: : VERY URGENT

 

Yes! As I said, I help children from your area of the world find loving families. We also provide training and employment, depending upon our clients’ needs. I want to assure you that what my organization does is completely legal, but due to political instability in your area of the world, we sometimes find it best to work clandestinely, and have the deserving young children shipped out at night and moved through South America before coming to the United States.

 

All I need from you is a warehouse and a fast ship.

 

Please let me hear from you.

 

From: jimmy nadu [mailto:jimmy_nadu17@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 4:51 AM
To: John J. Doolittle

Subject: : VERY URGENT

 

 Dear  Mr.  John,

 

 Thanks  for  your  mail.  I  hope  you  are  fine  today  including  your  family. Yes  i  have  noted  all  your  points.  But  if  i  may  ask  you.  how  can  we  do  this  kind  of  business  we  cannot  discuss  on  phone  for  one  day.  that  is  why  i  demanded  your  contact  informations. that  is  your  phone  and  fax.

 

One  more thing,  i  have  contacted  some  people  who will perfect  the  job  as  you  want  to  be  done. but  the  most important  thing  now  is  how  to  finance  them  to  arrange  for  your  requirements. Both  Children  and  Women of  any  number  you  may  need. I  have  arranged  about   two  might  ware house  located  here  in  Accra. which  will  cost  some  money  before  they  release  the  warehouse  to  us. if  you  can  permit  to  go  and  negociate    with  them  then  i  will  go.  This  is  the  reason  why  i  suggested  that  we should   use  your  name  to  transfer  the  fund  my  late  Deposited  in  a  Security  Firm  here  in  Accra.  Now  that  you  have  brought  another  business  that  can  cost  money  here. to  be  sincere  i  do  not  have  any  money  to  finance  this  your  project  now.  Forward  your  Telephone  and  fax  number  to  enable  us  discuss.

 

Until  i  hear  from  you.

 

 

 THANKS.

 

Jimmy  Nadu.

 

(Note: This guy doesn't seem to want to give up, so I sent him this email to see if I can get him to turn himself in...)

 

From: John J. Doolittle [mailto:the.claw@bigmonster.net]
Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 12:06 PM
To: 'jimmy nadu'
Subject: RE: : VERY URGENT

 

Yes this is VERY URGENT! This is what I need you to do, RIGHT AWAY!

 

Call this number (202) 406-5850 or fax (202) 406-8203. It is urgent that you call this number and tell them about the warehouse that you are going to obtain and all of the details regarding the women and children that we can safely relocate to the United States. Tell them your name and address and how they can get in touch with you.

 

VERY IMPORTANT! THEY WILL ACT LIKE THEY DON’T ME! But they really do. This is just a part of how we do business. Rest assured that we will be doing business together again very soon.

 

 

Dear    John J. Doolittle .

DevineGreetings,How are you,hope you are keeping healthy,permitte me to ask you if you are a fulltime minister,is your ministry registered into humaniterian activities. Let me hasten to introduce myself as Rev.Godwin Ojongwo, a merchant in the republic of Togo.

I was married to Mrs abigail Ojongwo,a (singaporean) former director of singapore Regional Training Institute before she died along with our only son in Indonesia on holidays occasioned by the tsunami wave disaster of 26th December 2004. Their body was not found (God knows best).and to him alone shall all flesh return.

I could not travel with them because I have liver cancer as the doctors placed me on medications. Before this sorrowfull inccident,I deposited (u.s $9.3 million) with a Security Company here in the republic of Togo, with my son's name as the next of kin. As God may have it,I was diagnosed of liver cancer, and the doctors said I have just few months to live.

In view of my condition, and the fact that I have nobody to leave this money behind for, knowing fully well that my extended family are after my life,just because my late wife susceeded in converting me from islam to christianity above all they beleived on what the doctor told them that I'm not going to survive the illness,they now concluded in their heart that there is no need for them to be wasting money on me.

I decided to donate this money to either a living Church or a humaniterian organization/religious organization that will use this money in propagating the gospel and also taking care of the orphans,widows, and the needy generally.( 2Cor: 4:6-18-17 ).By so doing,I would have susceeded in immortalising the names of my late wife and my only Son.

Beloved,though I am sick and diying,I am not afraid of death because I know where I am going.My soul has found a resting place in the handsome bossom of the lord.Who shall seperate us from the love of christ?shall tribulation,or persecution- -- -Rom 8:28-38 vs 35 As soon as I receive your reply,

Beloved,if my inner spirit has led me well, i need to hear from you, i need to know you better, possible invite you so that we can develope proper intimacy after which I will then give you the contact of the Security Company and all the documents that would warrant the transfer of the money to you.Please understand that this massage requires urgency as my ill-health demands, any delay in your response will give me room to contact other person,I also want an assurance that you will use this money for the purpose I have stated here.

Be warned that the security company does not know the real contents is money as it was registered as personal effects.When I was depositing the money I told them that the contents is computer accessories for security reasons.Please be kindly enough to call me on this telephone number below for better understanding.I have all that you will need for proper clearifiaction. waiting for your urgent response.

Remain blessed
Rev.Godwin Ojongwo

 

 

 

 

I don’t know what you’ve heard about Frank, or how much he told you in confidence as his attorney, but most of my family is convinced that he was not guilty of the things that they accused him of while he was working for the American Centers For Disease Control. My uncle was developing an exceptionally virulent strain of Anthrax, a mutagenic virus with an incubation period of up to six years. He did so under the direction of the U.S. State Department and was not, as they later liked to say, a rogue agent. He fled to Africa not because he was guilty, but to prove his innocence.

I am very sorry to hear about his demise, but I must inquire as to what were done with his remains? His request was that, upon his death, his body be completely cremated at a temperature in excess of 397 centigrade, and this was a very important point, as there is a very real chance that he was a carrier of the virus.

Please contact the U.S. Centers For Disease Control if you had any physical contact with my uncle in the last six years, especially if you’ve had any skin infections that begin as a raised itchy bump that resembles an insect bite but within 1-2 days develops into a vesicle and then a painless ulcer, usually 1-3 cm in diameter, with a characteristic black necrotic (dying) area in the center, or nausea, loss of appetite, vomiting, and fever followed by abdominal pain, vomiting of blood, and severe diarrhea.

 

 

 

Regards and compliments of the day. I sincerely hope that the business proposal will not come to you as embarrassment, but rather a surprise, since we neither know each other now or before nor had any correspondence or contact. Please. Permit me to introduce myself to you.

I am James Obi. I am a friend to Mr. Frank holt, a national of your country, who used to work with international clearing agency (I.C.A) Nigeria. On 4th of May 2002, my friend, his wife and their only son were involved in a Plane-crash while on a picnic-trip.Unfortunately, all occupants of the plane lost their lives.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968300.stm

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/05/05/nigeria.crash/.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my friend's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist me in recovering the fund valued at US$10 million left behind by my friend before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm/bank where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Security Finance Company/bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since they have given me order to fine any person that have the same last names with him or any relative to him or the same country with my friend that can be able to stand as the next of kin, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

( Please get in touch with me through my privet email Address: james_obj@yahoo.com )

the bellow information is needed from you?

Your full names........

Home Address.......................

Direct tell number ............

Fax number................

Your age...............

Your occupation...........

 

Best regard.

Mr James Obi.

From: the.claw@bigmonster.net

Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 12:36 PM

To: mike james [mailto:mikejames9@yahoo.com

Subject: PLEASE REPLY URGENT....holt

 

I am anxious to help you recover the money left by my cousin Frank due to his untimely demise.

I am also greatly appreciative of the trust you have placed in me. To be quite honest, I have had some difficulty regaining the trust of my family and most of my former friends since my release from the Institute. Please be assured that the charges which led to my incarceration were totally fabricated, and I did not in fact kill half of the people that I was convicted of killing. Also be assured that the only reason I ever killed anyone was because they had tried to cheat me in a business dealing, and I was not "criminally insane" as the prosecution made me out to be.

Regardless of that unpleasantness, however, both my parole officer and my court-appointed therapist have assured me that 1) I am indeed entitled to the estate left by estranged father since, ironically, his was the one murder for which I was never technically convicted, and 2) I am allowed to leave the country at any time.

So please, if you will let me know at which airport to meet you, I will be happy to come to Nigeria next week and we can take care of this business.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

big_big_bearman: Yeah this was kind of amusing but I'm bored now. Bye