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Aye, There's the Rum

By Sacred Heart

Written for and with Push.
 
Rating: R
Spoilers: Arcadia
 
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I am that absolutely wonderful man you married, that cheated and
gave you herpes.
 
I am the smart, sexy, sensitive woman to whom you gave your
heart, that ripped it out and left you bleeding.
 
I am the dreamboat you had a crush on in high school, that date-
raped you in the backseat.
 
I am the towering chocolate parfait, with a glistening maraschino
cherry on top, that gave you botulism.
 
I am the brand-new red Ferrari to which you finally treated
yourself, in which you crashed and died.
 
I am the straight-A's and full-ride scholarship for which you studied
day and night, that cost you the glory days of your youth.
 
I am the fame and fortune you've dreamt of since childhood, that
brought stalkers into your family's life.
 
I am the perfect suburban home, in one of the top planned
communities in California for the sixth year running.
 
Yes.
 
You know you want me.
 
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