Written for and with Push. Rating: R Spoilers: Arcadia *
* * I am that absolutely wonderful man you married, that cheated and gave you herpes. I am the smart,
sexy, sensitive woman to whom you gave your heart, that ripped it out and left you bleeding. I am the dreamboat
you had a crush on in high school, that date- raped you in the backseat. I am the towering chocolate parfait,
with a glistening maraschino cherry on top, that gave you botulism. I am the brand-new red Ferrari to which
you finally treated yourself, in which you crashed and died. I am the straight-A's and full-ride scholarship
for which you studied day and night, that cost you the glory days of your youth. I am the fame and fortune
you've dreamt of since childhood, that brought stalkers into your family's life. I am the perfect suburban
home, in one of the top planned communities in California for the sixth year running. Yes. You
know you want me. * * *
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