CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE:

"Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'."....Julio, age 9

"One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him...After a while, they became the first married gods." ... Robbie, age 8

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." ... Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...That's why perfume and deodorant are so important."... Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't so painful." ...Manuel, age 8

ON WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE:

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." ...John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." ... Glenn, age 7

ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ... Anita, age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." ... Brian, age 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." ... Christine, age 9

REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE:

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ... Greg, age 8

HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?:

"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." ... Arnold, age 10

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for a least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8

"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." ... Sherm, age 8

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." ... Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." ... John, age 9

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on TV." ... Jill, age 6

"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." ...Floyd, age 9

"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place... We were behind a tree." ... Carey, age 7

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." ... Dave, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." ... Regina, age 10

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"Sensitivity don't hurt." ...Robbie, age 8

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." ... Ava, age 8

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." ... Del, age 6

"Shake your hips and hope for the best." ... Camille, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." ... Manuel, age 8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same as love." ... Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure its something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." ... Bart, age 9